What would you do if...

[Souper]

I would trade it for a York Peppermint Patty, and give it to someone. They then get stranded on a mountain top, with the wind blowing through their hair. Mwahahahaha!

What would you do if you were that somebody?

[Tery215]

I would fall down the mountain, after losing consciousness tragically.

What would you do if you had a portal gun?

[Helix935]

i would search Nasa's dumpster for moon rocks which i will ground into a gel which i will use every day and when i am not i will put it in a vacuum sealed case where i will stare at it until i need it... I love portal

what would you do if someone installed Glados onto your desktop/laptop/WiFi/netflix?

[InterCity]

I'd aquire a portal gun.

What would you do if you were GLaDOS?

[Floppster]

Look out there and be glad I'm not you.

What would you do if you woke up in a Mk1 as Wernher was counting down until liftoff?

[InterCity]

I'd fall asleep again and wait for the end of that bloody dream.

What would you do if you were locked forever in one 3x3 meters room with the three people you hate the most, but there were only two bullets in the magazine of your gun?

[Palladium Corp]

shoot the first most hated, brutally beat the other two with the stock of my gun, then shoot myself with the last bullet.

What would you do if this is a rhetorical question?

[Helix935]

i would play another forum game

what would you do if Steam was bought by EA

[Souper]

I'd blow my brains out.

What would you do if you were the guy who got exposed to Eve helmet-less (NOTE: Survive for 60 seconds before running out of air.)

[Pockrtplanesairways]

You mean the Mün? And I would take a bottle of oxygen, and start breathing it in as I ran back to the ship.

What would you do if all of a sudden, squad went bankrupt, and was bought by Microsoft?

[Guest]

B*tch I'm outta here! Catch you on Mars.

What would you do If you were greeted by an alien race that wanted to eradicate life on Earth.

[Souper]

Secretly nuke there home planet after 3 weeks of pretending to betray my own kind. (Thus eradicating them, and plunging them into hell. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!)

what would you do if you were the cameraman?

[Guest]

I'd go pay God $20 to teleport me to heaven

What would you do If Kessler syndrome started?

[WinkAllKerb'']

it make me think about saturn, time and centrifugation

What would you do if you were an apple ?

[tutrakan4e]

I'd eradicate all worms/larvas.

What would you do if the system requerenments for KSP went way up and you had to buy a 4000$ rig in order to play KSP?

[Guest]

I'd say.. Who the hell cares!

What would you do If the plot of "Children of Men" became real? (AKA Global human infertility)

Edited May 31, 2014 by Guest

[IcarusBen]

ERMEHGERDCLURNEWERES!!!

Ahem. Sorry, let's try that again.

OH MY GOD CLONE WARS!!!

Eh, as good as it'll get.

And now, for a quote from a musical.

What would ya do, with a BA, in English?

[Guest]

Hell no.

What'd you do If a defunct satellite was gonna crash into your house in 15 seconds?

[IcarusBen]

Run.

What would you do if a rampant AI imprisoned you for "testing" already released products like quantum tunneling devices and weighted cubic storage devices.

[WinkAllKerb'']

I told the AI that she might had miss something not trying thoose products by herself

What would you do if you see a bear in a bottle ?

Edited July 8, 2014 by WinkAllKerb''
(i don't understand how such thread could still be open any mod could tell ?)

[IcarusBen]

Hmm....

GLUGLUGLUGLUG!

Mmm-hmm! Delicious.

What would you do if somebody asked you what would you do if somebody asked you what would you do if somebody asked you if you thought the lunar landing were a hoax?

[Starwhip]

My head would explode with repetition recognition failure.

What would you do if you could type faster than your eyes could follow?

[Guest]

I'd go pay Zeus $50 to kill me.

What would you do If the ISS was gonna crash into your house?

[IcarusBen]

Say "Damn you, you damn dirty Russians!"

What would you do if you were King of Atlantis.

[WinkAllKerb'']

I will hope i like seafood.

What would you do if you were Cronos and get a parachute as only weapon against your childs ?