Kerbal Solutions to Common Problems

[Duxwing]

Post common problems and their Kerbal solutions:

-Public smoking: Cigarettes must include solid rocket fuel.

-Lateness: BACC-pack.

-Soda too small: Jumbo-size me.

-Duxwing

[Vanamonde]

Problem: Thread in wrong sub-forum.

Solution: Thread moved.

[The Jedi Master]

Politics: Jebediah is now your God-King.

Crazy Cats: Send 'em to Eeloo.

Broken Computers: Mechjeb. (results may vary)

[Palladium Corp]

Problem: overcrowding.

Solution: experimental rocketry.

[StrandedonEarth]

Problem: Runway covered in snow

Solution: Clear it with a mainsail.

[Duxwing]

Problem: Car often stolen.

Solution: Launch clamps.

Problem: Cut off in traffic.

Solution: Sepratron missile.

Problem: Playground boring.

Solution: Mainsail-powered carousel.

-Duxwing

[panzerknoef]

Problem: kerbal don't have wings

Solution: build a giant kerbalpult (may also resolve overcrowding issues)

[mikeman7918]

Problem: rocket won't fly

Solution: MOAR BOOSTERS!

[Rainbowtrout]

Problem: Stuff costs money.

Solution: Money? What is this thing you speak of? *takes everything that isn't bolted down*

[xrayfishx]

Problem: Gas prices

Solution: K-drive

[Designer225]

Problem: Broken computer.

Solution: Send it to a space program.

[MaverickSawyer]

Problem: airline ticket prices.

Solution: Experimental SSTOs (that don't quite make it to orbit.)

[EuSouONumero345]

Problem: planet is about to blow.

Solution:

[General Pongo]

Problem: mouse has a hair blocking the laser.

Solution: More Boosters

[Endersmens]

problem: Game devs running low on money...

Solution: MOAR BOOSTERS

[mikeman7918]

Problem: [put any problem here]

Solution: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!

[ramnrmeul]

Problem: Can't seem to get to (location here)

Solution(s): If in atmosphere of planet you are on, MOAR THRUST! If on a different planet and you are in orbit, MOAR DELTA-V! If on a different planet than you are on, MOAR THRUST AND DELTA-V!

[mythbusters844]

Problem: Stuck in traffic and may be late.

Solution: Your car seriously lacks boosters. Add more.

[Endersmens]

Problem: due to your car with many many boosters, road casualties have sky rocketed (see what i did there?)

solution: add more boosters. pointing towards space.

[Sesni]

Problem : Brother Jerk

Solution : Feed him some coffee, with rocket fuel in it.