If bakon makes everything better, then would putting it on my rocket make it better?

[WindShieIds]

This question is in fact logical.

[jwenting]

it is. But you forget that the original premise is wrong. Bacon does not in fact make everything better.

Chocolate chip cookies for example are not improved by it.

[Whackjob]

Surgery. Bacon doesn't help surgery.

[astropapi1]

Surgery. Bacon doesn't help surgery.

But a well-fed surgeon will do a better job than a hungry one.

[NASAFanboy]

But a well-fed surgeon will do a better job than a hungry one.

Very true.

Surgeons are also paid in how much surgeries they do. Never go to a surgeon who is starving and has tons of bills and a mortgage. It won't end well.

[katateochi]

I tend to believe that most problems can be solved by applying 1 of 4 rules;

- turn it off and on

- pick it up and shake it

- hit it

- wrap it in bacon

So yeah, but you'll need to solve the crispy re-entry equation, but of course that depends on how you like your bacon.

[Levelord]

Very true.

Surgeons are also paid in how much surgeries they do. Never go to a surgeon who is starving and has tons of bills and a mortgage. It won't end well.

Those type of surgeons.... never exist :I

[Specialist290]

Yeah, this doesn't seem to have much to do with KSP at all. Moving it to the Space Lounge.

That being said, I do rather like bacon myself.

[CaptainKipard]

This question is in fact logical.

Had you just left the proposal as it's stated in the title, then I'd assume you were just joking, but this sentence puzzles me.

Are you seriously saying that this argument is logically valid?

[Whackjob]

Bacon is largely overrated. It's nice, but it's no Belgian Waffle.

Belgian Waffles. Kings of wafflekind.

[astropapi1]

I like bacon, but nothing compares to this:

*Stomach rumbles*

[Zuni]

*drools*

Nu... Tell... Aaaaaaah...

[Aghanim]

I love bacon, but the fact that I live in the largest Islamic country in the world makes pork products hard to get, and that includes bacon...

[Nuke]

turns out bacon is not very useful as a structural material. it has a way of getting eaten before you can construct anything out of it.

[Rjhere]

Bacon is largely overrated. It's nice, but it's no Belgian Waffle.

Belgian Waffles. Kings of wafflekind.

That makes pancakes the king of cakekind. Wait...

[KvickFlygarn87]

But a well-fed surgeon will do a better job than a hungry one.

Well, recent research show that you focus better when you are somewhat hungry.

[WindShieIds]

Why don't we go put bacon on the U.S economy huh?

Haha, get it?

[42undead2]

I wouldn't do that. I don't even like bacon.

Wrap it in burgers and I'll be all over it.

[Starwhip]

I tend to believe that most problems can be solved by applying 1 of 4 rules;

- turn it off and on

- pick it up and shake it

- hit it

- wrap it in bacon

So yeah, but you'll need to solve the crispy re-entry equation, but of course that depends on how you like your bacon.

"Hit it"

What's the best precision instrument that fits that description? A hammer! The ULTIMATE precision tool.

And 3 more.

- If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

- Use duct tape.

- If duct tape didn't work, use more duct tape.