The KSP Forum plays Spore

[Accelerando]

Cast her out into the wild blue yonder and let's cram down some more veg.

[Holo]

IT IS TIME TO FEED.

EDIT:

Congratulations! We're on the path to sentience!

What now?

Edited April 27, 2014 by Holo

[Spearka]

eat meat, lots of it

[Holo]

Lots of meat has been eaten. What next? (also, the advance button is right there)

[sal_vager]

Evolve that aquatic electrifying cyclops!

[Tery215]

Save, then press the advance button.

[Holo]

Due to eating mainly plants, our Groszvenatz is a herbivore.

And we have evolved! This is the creature editor, which we will be seeing from now on. The current tab contains legs that can be added. The other tab contains the cell parts which were already available.

[Accelerando]

Let's keep those meat eating chompers on and give our critter some spindly legs

[Holo]

Are these spindly enough for you?

[Technical Ben]

Let's keep those meat eating chompers on and give our critter some spindly legs

3 in a row (might not have the points, so remove knees if needed. ).

PS, that's 3 legs, not 6.

[Holo]

3 in a row (might not have the points, so remove knees if needed. ).

PS, that's 3 legs, not 6.

Even without knees, I can only afford a single set of legs.

[Accelerando]

It must be spindlier. Raise our creature's body so it curls up and around in an r-shape

[Holo]

Like this?

[Accelerando]

That's perfect.

Please send it to land and let's have an adventure.

[Holo]

Momentous steps, guys!

So, what should our first priority in this new world be?

[Fr8monkey]

Thank you for reminding me how disappointed that game made me...

[Holo]

Thank you for reminding me how disappointed that game made me...

You and me both. Great game, but it promised to be so much better. Luckily Thrive is making steady progress, so some day we may be able to play the Spore we wanted.

[FlamingPotatoes]

Allie the nearest species!

[Tery215]

Approach the species on the map upper right shore!

[Holo]

The Groszvenatz eyed the Rasalex nervously. "Do I really have to ally with this thing," it thought to itself, but nonetheless, Spode had spoken within its head. Forcing itself to swallow the uncomfortable amount of saliva that had formed in its mouth from the thought of eating the Rasalex (despite being a herbivore), it readied itself for the social interaction that would ensue.

The Groszvenatz also remembered something about a "special ability". It decided to preserve the use of this for when Spode commands it.

It forced itself to ally with the first Rasalex it saw. Upon making an awkward song in an attempt to imitate it, the Rasalex summoned a shield from what is presumable the nether world and presented it to the Groszvenatz.

The shield must have triggered some kind of primal desire in the Groszvenatz, because no sooner had it saw the shield, its mind went to thoughts of mating.

All this was a great learning experience for the Groszvenatz. It would have considered pursuing higher education, had such a thing been invented or even conceptualised yet.

Allying the rest of the Rasalex went off without a hitch, and at the end of it, the Groszvenatz realised that it wasn't that bad. It still thought the Rasalex looked delicious, though.

>Enter Command

[sal_vager]

Well if you can't eat the Rasalex, find someone you can eat

[Holo]

These [censored]men look tasty. Yes or no?

[Tery215]

No, find some fruit.

[Spearka]

Eat them... Eat them all

[TimMartland]

KILL! FEAST ON FLEESSSH!

...ahem.

Erm. I'm normal. Totally.