[Forum Game] KSP Haikus

[iamwearingpants]

A proper Haiku:

Rustling leaves fly

To the will of the great breeze

Never to return

[witeken]

Kerbals are heading

To the Mun, they land gently

Came back home, alive

[mincespy]

That\'s not kerbal

Explosions are missing

This is a haiku

[witeken]

No explosions now

It\'s my birthday today

I\'m just 14

[Neomex]

As rocket go off,

Kerbals shit their pants a lot,

have no idea for plot.

It is easy as that,

so lets make rhymed chat,

sounds fun somewhat.

[mincespy]

Ping is self advertising

And I want to nuke everyone

But its not that bad

[Charzy]

Haikus require seasonal references.

Summer; rockets fly

Maybe some will explode

Sun ignites the fuel

[Johno]

A winter launch day

Rocket, barely designed, lifts

Explodes with a kaboom.

[witeken]

Someone gave me this

KSP on my birthday

Aliv3 is awesome

The noob is banned for cracking.

[Johno]

Aliv3? My dear boy,

LeetSpeak is so last cent\'ry

Can\'t you speak clearly?

[witeken]

Someone gave me this

KSP on my birthday

HarvsteR is awesome

Better?

And fixed the old post.

But HarvestR still needs to make my store account marked as payed.

[Johno]

LOL, my friend.

You need not change past Haiku.

What you\'ve done is fine.

Store account is paid

Yet not marked as such on screen?

Have you e-mailed help?

HarvestR is great

But not in charge of all things.

Help shall direct you.

[witeken]

I won\'t call support

Harv didn\'t check the forums

Since update sunday

I am not English

I\'m not sure of all the

Syllables of words

I did not pay this

I got KSP for free

I just wait for Harv

HarvesteR will make

My account marked as full

Then the fun begins