React to...

[Guest]

This is a forum game where someone has to write someone something and ask the next poster how they'd react to It.

-No side conversations

-No joking (JB, Twilight etc.)

I'll start.

If a headcrab attacked you in HL2 how'd you react?

[Souper]

Kill it with fire.

If Vladimir Putin showed up at your door and asked for money to invade the Ukraine how'd you react?

[Space_Kraken]

I'd ask him how much of Ukraine I would get in return.

If you were the stranded on Duna, how'd you react?

[Souper]

I'd look to see where that fishy fishy went.

If you were america, how'd you react?

[Rainbowtrout]

Find a dollar, and compare it to my bland 5 pound notes.

Your left hand fell off, and slapped several small children. They trace it back to you, and armed police arrive at your house. How'd you react?

[Tex]

"Armed police?" That supposed to be some kinda joke?

I think I'd show them that my hand was quite obviously not on my arm, and therefore I could not have been the one to have personally slapped the children.

How would you react if a line of limos drove by you, and your Head of State poked his head out the window and began talking to you?

[WinkAllKerb'']

I do like usual aka *sick* *shrug* *yawn* and keep watch the show.

How would you react if you been induced to learn "Braï" to barely survive ?

[Prof. Endwalker]

I would jump.

How would you react if you learned that the universe is fake? Everything and everyone you know is fake, fictional, and the entire principles of physics and science are fake, a lie set in place by one individual: Queen Elizabeth II.

[Guest]

Suicide.

How'd you react If you realized God exists.

[Starwhip]

I would say, "Meh," and get along with my SSTO construction.

How would you react if a satellite crash-landed in your backyard?

[Mr_Brain]

I'd wonder what was so loud and caused all the fire everywhere, so I'd walk outside and see the crashed satellite. I'd e-mail the space organization the satellite belongs to (I'd know that, the media would've gone crazy days to weeks earlier "SATELLITE IS GOING TO CRASH! EVERYONE WILL DIE!!! (if it doesn't crash in an unpopulated area, which it will probably)") and also the media. I'd also try to find out how the satellite didn't break apart during re-entry.

How would you react if an away team from the USS Enterprise-D beamed down next to you and told you that they want you to come with them into the 24th century of the Star Trek universe immediately?

[Prof. Endwalker]

I would say Star Wars was better and walk away.

How would you react if you were hired as a Kerbal Engineer by the Government of Rewanda?

[The Destroyer]

I would first have to google where and what that is...

How would you react if the USS Enterprise warped into earth orbit right now?

[Anister]

Wonder how a aircraft carrier got into space. Robaaaaaz!!!

Kerbals land in your backyard. somehow without crashing.

[Palladium Corp]

I'd be amazed they didn't crash.

How would you react if your house was overrun with guinea pigs?

[tygoo7]

I would have them be part of my army, to take over....something!

How would you react if a man-sized pig knocked on your door and asked you to help them defeat the space potatoes?

[Noname117]

I''d make a large amount of bacon.

How would you react if you went to sleep at night in your bedroom and woke up on the deck of a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier in the morning.

[WinkAllKerb'']

I go back to sleep again curious of where i will awake next.

How would you react if you had 16 fingers ?

[Xaelath]

Happy, because I can play Dota 2 better.

[Prof. Endwalker]

Why no react to? Ill just assume that it was: How would you react to someone NOT posting a react questions on a react question thread?

My answer: Start reading this post again.

How would you react to learning that no one dies, but goes and lives on another planet? Kind of like 'Contact' but they aren't just Aliens that look like people who died, and you don't need to go there is a ball with a spinning contraption around it.