You know you're a noob in KSP when...

[Chel]

Just now, Gargamel said:

The mohole's exist in a parallel universe to our own, the holes are actually the gateway.  Hence why physics stop working correctly and things glitch out going down the holes.  

Is it possible to learn this power?

[Gargamel]

1 minute ago, The_Cat_In_Space said:

Is it possible to learn this power?

No

[Chel]

1 minute ago, Gargamel said:

No

It's treason then

(spams Whack a Kerbal objects into the Mohole) I will defeat you, space beast!

[Vanguard319]

7 minutes ago, Gargamel said:

The mohole's exist in a parallel universe to our own, the holes are actually the gateway.  Hence why physics stop working correctly and things glitch out going down the holes.  

So the Mohole is Yog-Sothoth? This game has a veritable pantheon of cosmic horrors doesn't it?

[inkoalawetrust]

9 hours ago, Vanguard319 said:

So the Mohole is Yog-Sothoth? This game has a veritable pantheon of cosmic horrors doesn't it?

Well the space kraken is a thing so what did you expect.

[StrandedonEarth]

On 11/11/2018 at 2:53 PM, Vanguard319 said:

So the Mohole is Yog-Sothoth? This game has a veritable pantheon of cosmic horrors doesn't it?

The Mohole is where the Sarlakk lives...

[FleshJeb]

On 11/11/2018 at 2:53 PM, Vanguard319 said:

This game has a veritable pantheon of cosmic horrors doesn't it?

Squad Project Managers

[Hummingbird Aerospace]

My first interplanetary mission was done using a mk3 sized SSTA to Ike, and return. I know that doesn’t make me a noob but does it make me weird?

[Zosma Procyon]

I'm in year 155 of a career mode game and routinely launch massive multi million kredit space stations and mobile bases, but I still occasionally attach decoupler rings the wrong way and end with them stuck on the craft forever...until I destroy the craft after the end of its service life.

What's really annoying about this mistake is that if you miss it in the VAB. you don't discover it until after the craft is at its destination. I have two mobile bases with expended decouplers stuck to them. On one of them the decouplers are affixed to the flat central window paignes of copulas. And since I recently equipped them both with Bon Voyage modules they'll both have much longer service lives since I no longer have to drive them personally all over their respective bodies.

Edited November 14, 2018 by Zosma Procyon

[Geonovast]

3 minutes ago, Zosma Procyon said:

I'm in year 155 of a career mode game and routinely launch massive multi million kredit space stations and mobile bases, but I still occasionally attach decoupler rings the wrong way and end with them stuck on the craft forever...until I destroy the craft after the end of its service life.

You could get in the habit of using stack separators instead.

[Zosma Procyon]

1 minute ago, Geonovast said:

You could get in the habit of using stack separators instead.

Yeah literally every time i make the aforementioned mistake I promise myself that I'll use stack separators for everything, and I do fo a few days but always forget and go back to using decouplers. Though since I am no longer permitting debris to persist in my career mode, maybe it's time to try to make that switch again.

[DocMike]

Build your first lander ever. I mean undock-land-do business-takeoff-dock one, not the land-and-return spaceship.

Couple it to the crew pod and mount the engine in front, well ain't that obvious? Apollo LM was docked nose to nose with CM, right?

Realize "in progress" that 1) now prograde means retrograde 2) For the RCS too and...

3) Your kerbonauts go EVA head down. Which matters little on low gravity bodies, like Gilly here.

 

[Vexillar]

On 11/14/2018 at 6:59 PM, Zosma Procyon said:

I still occasionally attach decoupler rings the wrong way and end with them stuck on the craft forever

Or you can install KAS and have your kerbals unbolt the unwanted parts.

[Chel]

12 minutes ago, Vexillar said:

Or you can install KAS and have your kerbals unbolt the unwanted parts.

KAS and KIS are very, very useful. It allows me to save ships and carry around stuff

[Kernel Kraken]

Recently someone came to me regarding a question I put up about making a BDAc add-on. I think you're a noob if you come to me for help.

[ARS]

Over 5 years experience as a KSP player and I still got "parachute on the first stage" and "no ladder"

[Gapone]

On 6/2/2014 at 4:15 PM, tutrakan4e said:

... when you throttle up with a solid-fuel only rocket and think you messed up because you can't stop the boosters.

Somewhat old but when was my first time it was on a solid fueled plane