Salty Spitoon

[Sax Man Aeronautics]

Softer than a metal splinter going through your head.

Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?

[Souper]

So tough, i beat a Satan minge on Garry's mod.

To welcome Spitoon Salty, tough are ya how?

[Sax Man Aeronautics]

I am so tough, I came out of Auschwitz with an A+.

Welcome to the Saxxy Bar, how tough are you?

[Duxwing]

I'm so tough I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon: how tough are you?

-Duxwing

[Helix935]

i eat krakens at a japanese restaurant every thursday

welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?

[Sylandro]

I'm so tough, that i make Consparicy Theorists turn their theories to normality.

Welcome to the Solar Research Observatory, how tough are 'ya?

[rtxoff]

If i put a clump of coal into my butt it becomes a diamond.

Welcome to the diamond fabric, how tough are you?

[Souper]

i'm so tough, i ate a whole jar of horse relish and didn't blow out my sphincter.

Welcome to the Kitchen, how tolerant of Gordon Ramsay's swear words are you?

[Vaporo]

I'm so tough that trucks have to watch out for me when they cross the street.

WELCOME TO THE BORG COLLECTIVE. HOW TOUGH ARE YOU?

[K.A.S.A.]

I'm so tough that I took out my flash drive WITHOUT SAFE EJECTING IT.

Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?

[DarkStar64]

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast...without any milk.

Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?

[Souper]

I'm so tough, i succesfuly necro'd this thread.

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Welcome to the I forgot the greet the next poster, how touch are ya?

[Red Iron Crown]

I'm so though I got a mod from Curse without seeing ads or getting a virus.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

[Vaporo]

I'm so tough, jars are afraid to open when they are in my hands.

Welcome to Canned Beans 'R Us. How tough are you?

[Souper]

I'm so tough, i ate a bowl of water last night. WITH NO SCREWS.

Farewell from the Salty Spitoon, come back soon!

[BagelRabbit]

I'm so tough, I've created floating-point errors in real life.

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Welcome to the Small Stained Porcelain Cup Filled with Halite Crystals, how tough are you?

[Sylandro]

I run all the Salty Spitoons in the multiverse.

Welcome to the Kraken Can, how tough are 'ya?

[Vaporo]

K-k-k-k-Kraken? *runs screaming down the road*

Welcome to Area 51. How squishy are you?

[Souper]

I'm so squishy and smooth, i'm allowed into the Olympics.

Welcome to the Title of the Fight Club That was Clearly Too Long to be taken seriously, how LOL are you?

[Sylandro]

I'm tough enough, tough, enough.

Welcome to [REDACTED], how [REDACTED] are [REDACTED]?

[TheTsar52]

I'm so tough, I walk to work a Ludicrous Speed... while riding a snail.

Welcome to Taco Bell, how tough is your stomach?

[Guest]

I'm so tough I only had dihareha for 9 days.

Welcome to the Flareon Farm on Laythe how tough are ya?

[KasperVld]

I'm as tough as you perceive me to be.

Welcome to this topic, how tough are you?

[Red Iron Crown]

I'm so tough I know the exact values of pi and e.

Spitoon. Salty. Welcome. Tough?

[TheTsar52]

Tough. Sometimes. Only. When. Fell. Like. It.

Welcome to Boot Camp, you come here often?