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Pro: ability to get drunk from drinking vodka

Con: creature is killed, gutted, and it's meat is sold on the blackmarket for billions of dollars by the Norwegian Mafia. it ticks off the Russian Mafia and creates a gang war

Ability to transform into a shark with lasers

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Pro(s): 2 extra legs (useless), 2 extra hands, less food is necessary (kerbals are humanoid plants)

Cons: The small Kerbal's brain can barely control 2 bodies

The lower, original one is digesting plant poop

The hair is now hat-shaped.

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Pro: you have the combined rocketry skills of multiple kerbals

Con: you will die like that of this one person on doctor who who was dissembled into multiple adipose (i couldn't locate the scene, on youtube, sorry)

be immune to my new cat's attacks on my feet (she's only a kitten)

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