The 0.24 make your own contract thread!

[Levelord]

Because I can't wait for 0.24 to come out, I'd like to imagine some crazy contract that will keep me occupied with challenges!

Contract: Run R.A.P.I.E.R. Engine in Laythe atmosphere

Agent: Sailor Mun Aerospace Division

Task 1: Orbit Laythe

Task 2: Land on Laythe ocean

Task 3: Take off using R.A.P.I.E.R. Engine.

Completion: $100,000 / 250-science / 400 re

[zekes]

Contract: Warship

Agent: Zokesia Skunkworks Navy

Task 1: Build a 180 ton Battle Cruiser for the Navy

Task 2: Fire at least 4 missiles off the ship

Completion: $4,500,000 / 10-science / 1,000 reputation

[regex]

Contract: Launch a mission

Agent: Some Rando

Task 1: Build something you like building.

Task 2: Go somewhere with that something.

Completion: Satisfaction guaranteed.

[95tiger59]

Contract: Put "very" strong flashlight on the Kerbin Side of the Mun

Agent: Tigerian Imperial Space Program

Task 1: Land Flashlight on mun's kerbin side

Task 2: Aim said flashlight at KSC and turn on

Completion: +20000 sporebucks -999 reputation. Free Barbecue at KSC

[StrandedonEarth]

Contract: Sp..., er, comsat network

Agent: KSF

Task: Place a constellation of 10 "comsats" in LKO

Reward: 50,000, +rep

Contract: Capture and land the KSF "comsats"

Agent: Kommunist Party

Task: Bring the captured comsats to KSC 2

Reward: 500,000, -rep

[zekes]

+20000 sporebucks

And I thought I was the only one I Love Spore

[Xacktar]

Contract: Kerbal Acceleration Testing

Agent: Xackylvania Aerospace Corporation

Task 1: Launch a Kerbal 5km into the air from ground level.

Task 2: Achieve Kerbal speed of at least 80m/s during the test.

Completion: $50,000 -50 rep

[cantab]

Contract: Destroy the One Ring

Agent:

Gandalf the White

Task 1: Launch a ship from Kerbin's surface into solar orbit with exactly 9 Kerbals and the One Ring on board.

Task 2: Land the one ring and exactly 2 Kerbals on Moho.

Task 3: Launch a ship from Moho's surface into solar orbit with two Kerbals and the One Ring on board.

Task 4: Impact the One Ring into the Sun.

Task 5: Land all Kerbals back at KSC.

Completion: $20,000, +20 rep, title of King of Kerbin.

[problemecium]

Hereby suggesting this be moved to Forum Games. I'll still add one:

Contract: Win the Kerbin Cup

Agent: Kerbal World Firsts Record-keeping Society

Task 1: Launch a trophy-shaped object into space.

Task 2: Create a video documenting a mission involving launching one of the supplied experimental test balls into some type of goal.

Task 3: Assemble the provided Arkingthaad Tower Lander v2 and place it in orbit.

Task 4: ??????

Completion: Unlocking of Kerbin Cup trophy and signature banner; 16,777,216 funds; +1337 reputation.

Completion:

[No one]

Contract: Euthanasia

Agent: Mad Scientists Inc.

Task: Accelerate a manned spaceship for a delta-v of at least 3000m/s in less than 10 seconds and recover the capsule.

Completion: +funds, -rep, +science

Contract: Krakenfeed

Agent: The Kraken

Task: Fly a manned spaceship with at least 100 parts into the depths of Jool.

Completion: +funds, -rep, +science

[nobbers12345]

Contract: To Ludicrous Speed!

Agent: S.A.D. (Spaceballs aerospace division)

Task:Escape the sun.

[JebThePilot]

CONTRACT: Timey-wimey-stuff

AGENT: Tenth Doctor

Task: Make a replica of the TARDIS that can launch itself into Kerbin Orbit, be completely stable at 4x in atmosphere timewarp, and make it to the Mun and back with no damage. Landing legs not allowed; debug menu encouraged, but no gravity hacks or unbreakable joints. Enjoy!

[pxi]

Contract: Stop this madness!

Agent: The Kerbals for Kerbin the Way It Used To Look Society and Kickstarter Campaign for Massive Change Because Reasons.

Mission: Find the artist responsible for the many random acts of vandalism that have been inflicted upon our once pristine homeland, and detain this deviant at the first opportunity. We are receiving fresh reports of similar structures on neighbouring bodies. Who knows what effect they're having on our children? Make it stop!!!!1!!!!one!!

[makinyashikino]

Contract: So long sucker!

Agent: Mr.Voy ager

Task 1:Build a spacecraft(manned)

Task 2: Escape Kerbol orbit.

+Money ---reputation +science

[Captain_Brian]

Task 1: Successfully land on a planet without using any engines, wings, or parachutes.

Task 2: Successfully return to Kerbol.

[NoPanShabuShabu]

Contract: Destroy the One Ring

Agent:

Gandalf the White

Task 1: Launch a ship from Kerbin's surface into solar orbit with exactly 9 Kerbals and the One Ring on board.

Task 2: Land the one ring and exactly 2 Kerbals on Moho.

Task 3: Launch a ship from Moho's surface into solar orbit with two Kerbals and the One Ring on board.

Task 4: Impact the One Ring into the Sun.

Task 5: Land all Kerbals back at KSC.

Completion: $20,000, +20 rep, title of King of Kerbin.

Pretty sure you're going to have to rescue Kollum Kerman from somewhere and have him crash into the sun...

[NoPanShabuShabu]

Task 1: Successfully land on a planet without using any engines, wings, or parachutes.

Task 2: Successfully return to Kerbol.

I'm pretty sure that recovering stuff from Kerbol is going to count as one of those 0% return of ship costs recoveries.

[Dunbaratu]

Contract: Burn name in Mun

Agent: Chairface Kerbindale

task 1: build excavation rover.

task 2: land craft on Mun.

task 3: excavate letters.

Partial credit: ++Money per completed letter, but -reputation per completed letter.

[CaptainArchmage]

Contract: Broadcasting!

Agent: Kerbin Broadcasting Corporation

Task: Launch a communications satellite into Kerbin-synchronous orbit.

Completion: 100,000 funds, +20 rep, +20 science

Am I the only one around here?!

Um, that’s a contract I’m actually expecting to end up with, sometime.

Edited July 16, 2014 by CaptainArchmage

[GusTurbo]

Task 1: Successfully land on a planet without using any engines, wings, or parachutes.

Task 2: Successfully return to Kerbol.

Briefing: Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?