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Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!


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7 hours ago, Kombat engineer said:

Waiter why is my soup hot when i look at it cold when i eat it and both when i don't look at it?

Um, you know you are supposed to answer the poster's above question, right?

Cause quantum stuff

Waiter, why aren't you in my soup?

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It was found books serve as great thermal insulators. The soup bowl is hot.

Waiter, why is the great white whale in my soup? Also how big is this bowl to fit a whale?

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Well, if you'd notice, sir, you're sitting seaside. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be needing me harpoon.

Waiter! There's a dog in my soup! And not a chihuahua either, like.... an Irish Wolfhound!

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