Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

[ColdJ]

Waiter. That is an overdone meatball that coalessed out of the cooled down universe.

C:W, There is tiny blue box making a weezing sound in my soup.

[Maria Sirona]

Check if there's a tiny kerbal inside it training to fly a plane.

 

 

Waiter! There's a Mars Climate Orbiter in my soup!

[Dientus]

Its just there keeping an eye on soup temperature and pressure for you. Just eat around it.

 

Waiter! There's a whirlpool forming in my soup!

 

 

[ColdJ]

Waiter: Oh Smeg, let me just Fisher and Paykel that General Electric Whirlpool that Samsung into exisence out of there. Hey Sanyo, please get this customer a toasted Panasonic for their troubles.

C:W, There is a Zebra crossing in my soup.

[kerbiloid]

Yes, these are crossed zebra bones in your horse meat soup. We were thinking it's funny.

Waiter! Is this ice-cream made of fish juice or your fridge leaks?

[ColdJ]

Waiter: I'll have you know sir that all our leaks are fresh daily. Also we use whole anchovies in our ice cream, didn't the stubble give it away?

C:W, There is a sputnik in my soup.

[kerbiloid]

Now your soup is vaccinated.

Waiter! Why is this soup glowing blue in the dark?

[ColdJ]

Waiter: It is the finest Algae soup available.

C:W, There is a slow boat to China in my soup.

[kerbiloid]

It's a boatlegger soup.

Waiter! Where is comma in the alphabet soup?

[ColdJ]

Waiter: It is sleeping sir and  will be for some time.

C:W, There is bowl floating in my soup.

[kerbiloid]

Get out from the pool and return to the bowling.

Waiter! One drink of beer and a glass!

[Stormpilot]

Ah yes. Uh sorry but the beer appears to be on you would you like it in the glass I brought?

Waiter! Where is the soup?

[Dientus]

Why sir, it's right in front of you! It's our new cloaking soup, it bends visible light rays around it.

 

Waiter! There is a pair of pants in my soup!

[ColdJ]

Waiter: They belong to the 2 dogs that are doing laps. Dogs tend to pant when swimming.

C:W, There is the very model of a modern Major General in my soup. Not sure if it is Animal. Vegetable or Mineral.

[Dientus]

That's just Major general Plasmaball. He is none of the three and very hot so be careful.

 

Waiter! There is an empty bottle in my soup!

[ColdJ]

Waiter:That is so you can save some soup for later.

C:W, There is a Sharknado in my soup.

[kerbiloid]

But what did you expect? Tara Reid?

Cook! There is a lot of all in the soup.  Not that we needed all that for the lunch, but once you get locked into a serious soup collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can?

[Dientus]

That is the AllVeggie and AllMeat special with AllSpice. Share some with your AllFriends.

 

Waiter! There's a wise cracker in my soup!

 

[adsii1970]

That's because you ordered off the Smart Health menu.

Waiter, your finger is in my soup!

[Maria Sirona]

Yes, you asked me to check if it's hot or cold. It's hot.

 

 

Waiter! Why is there a re-enactment of the battle of Savo Island in my soup?

[ColdJ]

Waiter: Didn't you order a Saveloy?

10 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Cook! There is a lot of all in the soup.  Not that we needed all that for the lunch, but once you get locked into a serious soup collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can?

When the truth is found to be lies and all the hope inside you dies, don't you want soup buddy to love, don't you need soup buddy to love, you better find soup buddy to love.

C:W, There is a Jefferson Airplane in my soup.

[Stormpilot]

Huh? Oh darn I said cleared to land runway 2 not runway soup! Can you guys listen to instructions?

Waiter! This is a SOUP

[ColdJ]

Waiter: Yes Sir, it has been Souped up by Campbells Souper modifications.

C:W,There is a Jefferson Starship in my soup.

[Dientus]

They are helping 'Jane' find 'Miracles' sir. I hope you can 'Find Your way Back' from the 'Stairway to Cleveland'.

 

Waiter! Theres a mucous-like substance in my soup!

[ColdJ]

Waiter: Sorry sir, I should have worn a mask.

C:W,there is a coniption in my soup.