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Waiter: It is obvious MA'SIR. It is @Dman979's fresh, non-infested, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, tasty normal-sized Russet-variety potato that he can eat without dying or having other health problems, needing to travel, remove from packaging, or having to throw out.

C:W, There is a special crossover thread in my soup.

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Waiter: Oh my that will never do, we will get a moderator to ban that for you.

 

Customer: Waiter! There is a spool of 14 gauge copper wire in my soup!

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ColdJ! Do you think that a beef soup is only beef and soup? Of course not! There's also 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 % vegetable!

 

 

Waiter! I wish to eat my soup while being inside a rocket that is currently launching!

Edited by Maria Sirona
Zeroes. Lots and lots of lovely zeroes.
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Waiter: Yes Madame, I believe in another thread it was stated that it would go right through you with no time to digest due to the G forces.

C:W, There is something very messy in my soup.

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Let me think about it a minute....

PROCESSING_FILOSOFICAL_QUESTION

ERROR_123

TOO_HARD_QUESTION

MARIA_SIRONA.EXE_HAS_STOPPED_WORKING

Kaboom

 

 

Waiter! My soup just exploded!

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It's frozen. The borscht had an anomalous property that transported us to the Franz Joseph land islands* without us knowing.

 

 

 

Waiter! There's somebody trying to fish on the edge of the plate!

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*the Franz Joseph land islands are an archipelago in the Arctic Ocean that belongs to Russia

 

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