Abel Military Services Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 (edited) Sorry but Watney is still on Duna. I wish for some kraken meat. Edited February 15, 2023 by Abel Military Services New pageeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 Sorry but we only accept cash. Is this a dagger, in my soup, I see before me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 Yes, it is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagger_(mark) It's a Unicode soup. Waiter! You brought a pan-cake, and I ordered an omni-cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 This is a pan-pan-pan cake. Now pull up! Mayday mayday…(crashing sounds) another typical day at KSC. Waiter! A medal of honor please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 Here is your chocolate medal. Bartender! Two shots more and reload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Waiter: 2 snots? Here are 2 tissues. Customer: I see reflections of you and me in my soup. Through the mirror of my mind Time after time I see reflections of you and me Reflections of The way life used to be Reflections of The love you took from me Oh I'm all alone now No love to sheild me Trapped in a world That's a distorted reality Happiness you took from me And left me alone With only memories Through the mirror of my mind Through these tears that I've cried Reflects the hurt I can't control Cause although you're gone I keep holding on To the happy time Ooh, when you were mine As I peer through window of lost time Looking over my yesterday And the love I gave all in vain (All the love) All the love that I've wasted (All the tears) All the tears that I've tasted All in vain Through the hollow of my tears I see a dream that's lost From the hurt That you have caused Everywhere I turn It's like everything I see Reflects the love that used to be -Diana Ross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 3 hours ago, ColdJ said: Waiter: 2 snots? Here are 2 tissues. Customer: I see reflections of you and me in my soup. Through the mirror of my mind Time after time I see reflections of you and me Reflections of The way life used to be Reflections of The love you took from me Oh I'm all alone now No love to sheild me Trapped in a world That's a distorted reality Happiness you took from me And left me alone With only memories Through the mirror of my mind Through these tears that I've cried Reflects the hurt I can't control Cause although you're gone I keep holding on To the happy time Ooh, when you were mine As I peer through window of lost time Looking over my yesterday And the love I gave all in vain (All the love) All the love that I've wasted (All the tears) All the tears that I've tasted All in vain Through the hollow of my tears I see a dream that's lost From the hurt That you have caused Everywhere I turn It's like everything I see Reflects the love that used to be -Diana Ross Bro it's not a song thread. Bartender! UDMH, stat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Sorry, sir. But the "U Disappoint Me, Honey" cocktail is only for ladies. Bartender! Stop tending the bar, bartend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 We must tend for the growth of our clientele. Waiter, is that a towel, a pack of peanuts and a Babel fish, in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Yes. Everyone asks. Waiter! Food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Granted. Protein cubes that tastes like poop. Waiter! There's a trolley in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 I will have your table bussed right away. Customer:Waiter, there is a spy balloon in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 Wait... Guys! Come here! That's where our Spyba loon is! Waiter! A mixture of quinine solution and ethanol, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 5 hours ago, ColdJ said: I will have your table bussed right away. Customer:Waiter, there is a spy balloon in my soup. Really? The HOLY balloon? That's a foul! Sorry, but our bartender's chemical is bad. Bartender! RP-1, stat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Ready Player 1? Try the bookstore sir. Waiter, is that a banana in my soup or are you just happy to see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 The banana is used to test the radiation. Waiter! Thorium please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Thor is too Marvellous to join us. Waitender! A helmet and something heavy. I for wish a proper Tequila Boom. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Granted. 75% alcohol, used by the V2 rocket. Bartender! Molten Thorium with vodka, stat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Try Jebs Pub. Waiter, there is a superlative in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Yes, it's a soupersoup. Waiter! Anomalocaris cakes, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 Uhh, sorry sir but we're running out of it. Take an occult cake instead. Waiter! [Unidentified SCP-1000 language] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 T'scro. Is? Waiter! What is that pale statue made of armored concrete, with painted face, standing at the counter? May I order its order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 [Snap neck sounds] Waiter! There's a meme in this sou- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 [The dark spot on the wall disappears]. Waiter! The Kerbals need nothing from you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 …And they died because you forgot that you had just installed Kerbalism! Waiter! There's plague in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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