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GIMME!! My precious...

 

Waiter! There's inumberable references in my soup!:confused::confused:

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You did order the lack of soup soup soup, right?

Waiter, there's a hissing cockroach in my soup! He could have DROWNED!

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Oh, I'm sorry! We don't know HOW we got TARDIS feed in our soup. We'll give our chief chef a stern talking to (if he isn't causing chaos 728 years ago.)

 

Waiter! I'm a waiter, too! I work in the This Restaurant look-alike Restaurant! We serve the same soup as you!

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Oh no, that's not g--

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Waiter, there's a propeller in my soup!

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yup it's a propeller

waiter there's a why i don't watch tv, why i don't use cell phone, why i don't play ark, why i don't play path of exil, why i painfully, eat and sleep, why is there a creepy warm socio thermo-barometer in my sats network aIss soup

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(O) .   (O) 

 

Waiter, my soup has developed religion! It now worships the spoon!

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Today in class, we will dissect this leopard frog. Please set it in the dissecting pan belly up, and pin it down. 

Waiter! There's a sauropodic dinosaur in my bowl! It's eaten all the soup!

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It's a demonstration of the "bigger fish" principle. You're supposed to eat the sauropod now.

Waiter, there's a weaponised Kraken drive in my soup! I think there might be some "extremists" in there too, and they're threatening to deorbit Luna into my face! Help me!

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2 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said:

You're supposed to eat the sauropod now.

Excuse me sir, how am I supposed to eat an animal that's 171 ft long and weighs 100 tons?

 

JUST REMOVE THE SPOON!!!

Waiter! A seal and a narwhal are fighting to the death in my soup! There's blood in it now!

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Ooh, I wonder what happens if I put in a giant squid and a sperm whale too!

Waiter, there is an ocean of soup between here and my house!

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You've been sitting here for weeks, of course it's going to ferment.

Waiter, there is a spoon in my soup!

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I... uh... think it's normal Sir. People generally use it to drink the soup.

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup !

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Waiter! There's a Alucard in my soup! NOTE: Alucard is the guy from my Avatar.

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Erm, the patch of ceiling above you is looking a bit dusty, take that seat instead.

 

Waiter! The soup seems to be developing some kind of primordial life, and I ordered soup without any bacteria in it!

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Ah well, more proteins for you!

Waiter! There's a bit of Highly Radioactive Uranium in my soup!

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Well? What are you waiting for? I heard it was very substantial.

Waiter! The Vending Machine is in my soup! I think It wants revenge from all those seal animals I put in its coin slot! 

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Well, TBH you deserve it.

Waiter, there's strings in my soup!

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