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Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!


kenbobo

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Oh, don't worry. It'll sink back down, and it's inhabitants will take the Mini-Nautilus to safety.

 

Waiter! There are too many meticlorians and over-complected explanations in my soup!

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Well, you see, that quite clearly happened because the quantum neutrino albedo of Jupiter caused hyperspace vacuum quarks in the earth's magnetic field, thus causing primordial ooze to evolve into soup with medichlorians in it. Then aliens abducted your original soup and due to quantum microwormholes and antimatter fields your bowl was filled with the soup that evolved in the previous sentence.

Waiter! There's a universe in my soup, and it appears to be recursive!

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I don't understand. Are you that self-centered? You know this is a public pool, right? Not everything's made for you to eat, and not everyone is bound to be your waiter! Now get out!

 

Waiter! I think my soup is passing its Schwarzschild radius!

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