MrWalrus123 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 (edited) Welcome to Jeb's Diner!How it works:One player asks for there meal... and the other messes it up!Player 1: I would like the BLTPlayer 2: Okay! Here's your SRB!I would like a _________And so on...Rules:No inaproriate stuffAll of Jeb's waiters ALWAYS get stuff wrong, so your must also get these orders wrong (puns are accepted)I'll startI will have the soup. Edited September 28, 2014 by MrWalrus123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Okay! Here's your kerosene!Uh...may I have the Joojeh Kebab boneless with white rice please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashcactus Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Jeb's wobblewub, strutless, with dry ice. Right away!I'd like a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Here's your rocket fuel soup.I would like a Kraken soup with a touch of Danny2462. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Ok. Here's your boring lobster, with a disk copy of KSP.I would like CHOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!! CHOCOLATE!1!1!11one!11!! *begins chasing waiter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashcactus Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Shock-a-plate? Okay, your heatshield is comin'I'd like a LOX-infused RP1 flavored icecream with an SRB-caramel topping, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Here's your DQ Caramel Sundae.I would like a NerdCubed sandwich with Cleverbot bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWalrus123 Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 Here's your danny2462 planet busterI would like an srb pancake with some strut bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Heres your Nerva Cake and broken strut soupI'd like carbonated Liquid fuel and Bacon sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigyihsuan Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Here's your Explosive Entree.I'd like a nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 You've failed your contract!I'd like a Kerbal sundae, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWalrus123 Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 One kraken saturday coming right up!I would like some vall and eeloo flavored ice please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashcactus Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Vile yellow rice? You are a gourmet, sir.May I have some fake tortoise soup, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWalrus123 Posted September 28, 2014 Author Share Posted September 28, 2014 Wait, did you want the tortoise soup or the walrus soup?I'll have 2 Srb pancakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 22 Rocket Destruction Corporation pancaches hereI wouldlike a failed contract Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Chutes" Kalinin Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Veiled contempt? That was to be expected from someone like you.I would like the Gordon Brownie special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Ok a rocket brwonie coming right up!I would like a SRB please thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 a srm? ok its fitted to a mech that hates youI would like to have a GIANT NUKE GI-ANT-NU-KE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Camelot? Ok camel soup coming ur way!I would like a tiger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 A flier? Sure! One Boeing 747 for the... thing...Waiter, i would desire a cracker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Hydra IX Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Here is your Kracken KrackerI would like cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Here's a letter to the president of Switzerland telling him that you are now in control.I want some Swiss cheese. IRL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticCossack51 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Here's your Soyuz that came from a wormholeI demand a football stadium. Did I mention that I'm a giant alien? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirligig Girl Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 One order of Football Radium coming right up!I'll have a cheesburger, plain, with bacon, cheddar cheese, two cups of ranch on the side, and a side of french fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Okay, here's your plain in Germany with a cattle ranch nearby!I'll have the HypeSoup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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