MrWalrus123

Jeb's Diner

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Would you prefer a fly soup with dragons or with butter?

I would like fried fish eggs.

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Ok here's your ok frish fied eggs!

(I logged in after almost a year of inactivity and I'm surprised this is still going on after 4 years!)

I'll just have a plain piece of toast

 

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OK, but you should pay also for all its pieces.

 

Bill.

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Nye the science guy.

I want wifi.

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4 minutes ago, Kernel Kraken said:

Nye the science guy.

Not you. Call Bill.

4 minutes ago, Kernel Kraken said:

I want wifi.

Are you here to eat or to chat?

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I don’t know. 

I would like some SRB soup.

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Here is your aphabet soups. Please feel free to fish out all unneeded letters.

Waiter! Please correct the typos in the soup.

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i'll give you a hammer right now!

i'd like a pepperoni pizza

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Here's a lump of beef, chicken, cheese, tomatoes, salt, water, milk, and mold. Have at it.

I want a peanut butter and potato chip sandwich.

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Please, wait a minute until the previous customer abandons his attempts to bite our specialty potato sandwich.
Also don't you have enough butter scraped on your tablecloth? Happily we haven't replaced it, why pay twice?

Coffee. With double f and double e.

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here is some khauphy. 

I would like some KSP mods.

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KSP mods ban you for disturbing them.

Please, may I get some cup for the khauphy?

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a shot of vodka without a glass coming right up sir!

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one shot drink, coming right up!

I would like the wormhole cake

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I'm sorry, sir, but if we served you that you would be rendered unable to pay your bill.

One medium-rare steak, please.

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Heres is your chicken breast, cooked by setting it on the edge of a volcano caldera.

I would like some bean soup.

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Been seed?

Alright, i'm getting a greenhouse.

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Painting your house green doesn't mean you'll get a bean.

Some food for the previous poster while he is painting.

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Here are some lean mean green beans.

I would like a hill.

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It's a hill. Feel free to like it.

A magic bean to just grow a space lift.

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Here's two hundred orange cylinders without struts of fins.

I want a 20-foot wide pancake.

Yes, j will use imperial units. Fight me.

 

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Here you go, your 40-foot pancake. Not finishing this will charge you $100.

I'd like a set of roti canai. Ooohhhhhh a nice breakfast (Since I posted this in the morning (Obviously in Malaysia), so this makes me drooled)

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