MrWalrus123

Jeb's Diner

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Here, have this Mark XI Naquadah enhanced nuclear device ! (already set on mode 3 btw)

I suppose you can only choose edible stuff so here it is :

I would like to have a medium sized french fries box.

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Here is your large sized English chips nuclear reactor

I will fancy some Canadian bacon. NOT those American rip offs.

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KSP 0.9? Coming right up... though, expect a lot of sand due to how ancient it is!

Can you please turn the rings of Sentar/Saturn into a bacon ring, Waiter?

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Two cracked booster rights, coming right up!

I would like a Booster and Avocado Cheeseburger, please.

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You want the Bac9 Spaceplane? It's a bit too weird for you to eat. Would you like to order something else?

Waiter, I want Endless Boostersticks with extra Jeb-Sauce.

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Yes. There you have. This magnificient SUPERNOVA. (insert metal music) :sticktongue:

I would like to have some french fries (not freedom fries !)

Edited by MegaUZI

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Have some trench flies. *puts a jar filled with flies on the table, which ad presumably been harvested from a trench somewhere*

Can I have the angel hair marinara please?

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No air Marriage?? That sucks all the fun out of it....

I'll have some Water.

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You'll need to wait for the update to add hydrodynamics before you can have water, sir, we're sorry.

Let's see... How about some potatoes?

WHOOPS, completely missed rules for a moment, disregard post :(

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You'll need to wait for the update to add hydrodynamics before you can have water, sir, we're sorry.

Let's see... How about some potatoes?

Some Tomatoes, right away sir.

Can you Starwhip me up some hot chocolate, with some Starwhipped Cream on top?

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Here's your Carmel chocolate bar... INFUSED WITH THE POWER OF 1000 STARS

I will have everything

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Ok, Sir. Here's your plate of nothing.

I'll have whatever the chef feels like cooking up.

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Here you go sir! Your roast kethane radially attached kethane ethanol number one launcher.

I'd like a pot of Mac.

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ERROR 404 NO ORDER FOUND

Waiter, theres a kerbal in my... WRONG THREAD

I'll have a medium rare steak

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Heres your universe destroyer

I'd like a BLT (Bacon, Little more bacon, Topped with bacon)

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Here's your Incredible Hulk!

I would like a fully operational USS Vengeance that I can command.

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I'm sorry sir, but here at Jeb's Diner, we don't sell battleships.

I would like a large pizza.

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