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10 hours ago, PaperAviator said:

I would like the penne with a little parmesan, please.

Oh, er, no problem, er, ah, sir. I've been takin' orders since me young'n days! Jest let me put on me glasses...

"Thelma, this gentleman wants a pen with parmesan!"

"He wants what now?"

"He wants a hen and Louie's arm!"

"What you say he want?"

"He wants yen and the 'Louie, Louie' song!"

"Oh, er, okey there. One yen and Louie, Louie, coming right up!"

I'll let your imagination figure out how those two are going to be served.

 

I'd like a grilled cheese (served by a different waiter than the last one).

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On 10/29/2017 at 1:48 AM, Boorang said:

here is your tofu.

I would like a parallel eggplant:confused:

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I'd like an ice cream

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On 10/29/2017 at 9:47 PM, Joseph Kerman said:
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I'd like an ice cream

an i-beam? sure!

uh... can I have the blue garlic pizza*, a side of casein,

and the Veldtbeest steak, boneless, please

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* a reference to Slaves Of Spiegel by Daniel Pinkwater.

 

 

 

 

 

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On 11/3/2017 at 3:53 PM, Boorang said:

uh... can I have the blue garlic pizza*, a side of casein,

and the Veldtbeest steak, boneless, please

You get the Wildabeast steak, bone-in, with peas.

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Plus lead-dipped bagels, and a side of a bunch of stuff microwaved in a plastic bag.

 

 

 

 

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