MrWalrus123

Jeb's Diner

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Here's your something.

I'd like an airbreathing engine, please.

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One deep-space Kraken, coming right up!

I'd like one Jool dipped in Eve sauce with a side of Duna biscuits.

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A BLT, very simple choice sir.

Can I have the soup?

( I wanted to reference SpaceBalls here, but I decided against it)

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Here's Radioactive fish, straight from sea near Fukushima-Daichi. And Poker chips from Los Angles... that'll be €320, please!

I'll take the steak with fries. Sounds good.

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Here's your stake and a picture of Phillip J. Fry, sir!

I'll just have a Coke.

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Sorry, we have breakfast but no bed.

I want a rockomax brand sandwhich

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Sir, here's your Monsanto Brand Witch. We pulled her out of sand specially for you.

I'd like human viscera, s'il vous plaît

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Humans? I'm sorry, we're all out, will kerbal do?

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I would like the calamari, without sauce.

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Here's your calamari, with sauce poured over every single crevice, depression, and surface of your meal.

Yeah, waiter, can I get a glass of LiquidFuel?

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Here's that slab of solid fuel you ordered!

Excuse me, can I have a Communotron? I need to make a quick call.

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Ooh, it looks like we're out... I'll bring you the Monopropellant Parfait instead.

I'll have an SRB birthday cake.

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Ooh, all we have left is the Xenon wraps, I'm sorry.

May I have some water, please?

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Sorry, only indecently naked burgers, made up of a conspicuous green substance we scraped off the runway.

Now, can I get a milkshake please?

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*shakes a glass of milk* Sure thing, here you go.

May I have the soup?

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