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Early Early Early Happy Holidays!


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Psh, you lucky little northern kids. Over here in the south, our year will end in a boiling-hot summer punishing relentlessy those who dare step out of their homes. No environment for fatty Santa Claus to come and put in gifts in your snow-coated christmas trees, oh no.

...instead, Santa comes in a summer outfit, ripped body, tanned skin, sunglasses and a sunscreen, riding in a hot Lamborghini carrying surfboards, and gifts are placed under our domesticated palm trees :cool: Happy (early) new year, everyone!

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