Vaporo Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Did you know that the magic in Harry Potter is actually the result of genetic engineering by aliens?More wisdom of the Untrue Fact Telling Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Rats cannot throw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 The Fact Core in Portal 2 is always correct about everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Cats are respectful, considerate, obedient animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 These in particular: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Dogs are viscous killing machines planning for world domination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 There are only two kinds of people; ocd people, and people who don't care about anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingPigs Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Did you know that pianos actually have witches in the to make the noises. True Story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 The musical note commonly known as Middle C sounds at a dominant frequency of 256 Hz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICrashRockets Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 (edited) Did you know that Call of Duty is based off an incident in 1374 when George Washington made sunglasses that had green triangular lenses and he tripped on a box of Mountain Dew and Dorritos. (The more you know!) Edited December 22, 2014 by ICrashRockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Did you know that the energy core of Saturn is based heavily on deuterium and radium isotopes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 The best thing you can do to uncomplicate your life is to start a romantic relationship with an artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Did you know that Kerbals control humans and we are all in Human Space Program? HSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticCossack51 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Did you know that when making paper, the ingredient stays the same, a mammoth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrankesHirn Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Airbags work by suddenly sucking all the pressure from within the car, creating a pressure differential that will cause them to inflate. Airbags don't work when your windows are down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Did you know that penguins meep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shynung Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Did you know that squirrels communicate with each other using magnetic waves?Brought to you by The Untrue Fact Telling Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KvickFlygarn87 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 42 isn't the answer to life, the universe and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Did you know that dinosaurs were invented by the CIA to discourage time travel?All hail the great Untrue Fact Telling Machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidryder Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Did you know that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Last Supper in 1495 as a campaign ad for a wine shop?The campaign slogan was "When good friends stop by for dinner. Don't betray them with water. Serve Garden of Gethsemane wine tonight. "Brought to you by the great Untrue fact Telling Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 did you know?: That underneath the Apollo Moon Lander there is an advertisement for Macintosh Computers?#UntrueFactMachine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Did you know that planets don't actually rotate, the sun is just a flat object that is light on one side and dark on the other, and the atmosphere of Earth bends the light so it seems spherical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I actually own a red iron crown.Brought to you by the Untrue Fact Telling Machine 2.0. Now slimmer, with longer battery life and a bigger screen. Upgrade today!**Support for the original Untrue Fact Telling Machine has been dropped. The new charging connector makes all your UFTM accessories obsolete. Visit your local UFTM dealer to buy accessories compatible with the new version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Colonial America was only in existence for America too seem so poor that the aliens from titan would attack the British and not them. Then Merica launch the missiles named Burger, French Fry, and Coca Cola destroyed the aliens. Now with historical bullkrap! Unture Fact Telling Machine 2.0 everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 91% of scientists conclude that the world will never end, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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