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Did you know that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Last Supper in 1495 as a campaign ad for a wine shop?

The campaign slogan was "When good friends stop by for dinner. Don't betray them with water. Serve Garden of Gethsemane

wine tonight. "

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I actually own a red iron crown.

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Colonial America was only in existence for America too seem so poor that the aliens from titan would attack the British and not them. Then Merica launch the missiles named Burger, French Fry, and Coca Cola destroyed the aliens.

Now with historical bullkrap! Unture Fact Telling Machine 2.0 everyone!

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