Rover 6428 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 (edited) Jool's atmosphere is made of vape (get it?). That's why its toxic Edited February 8, 2020 by Rover 6428 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 But the vape isn't toxic! It's just a steam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Yes, but Steam is toxic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) JOOL IS MADE OF LIME -brought to you by the Untrue Fact Telling Machine 2.5, now with a brand new look and support for 42 pages worth of untrue facts! Buy now! or, alternatively, visit your nearest UFTM supplier with your UFTM to obtain an update patch Edited May 27, 2020 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) And Moho is made of brownies. Edited April 10, 2020 by Space Nerd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Eve is entirely forged of grapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regor Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Kerbals are the lizard overlords world renowned scientists been long awaiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) fun fact: the little red light that blinks in a computer mouse is actually a modified Deadly Lazer™️ set to Not Deadly. When removed, its security will set it to Boom Boom Mode™️ and explode everything within a 10-timeline range. -Untrue Fact Telling Machine Edited May 30, 2020 by HansonKerman Oh frick I didn’t even notice that toy story reference. Enjoy I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanRising Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 It’s a common misconception that airplane wings produce lift through differential air pressure between their top and bottom surfaces. In reality, lifting surfaces actually work through a combination of deflection and the Placebo effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Kerbol is a deadly lazer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Kerbals are deadly lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 the moon is made of cheese (but I can’t taste it) Spoiler somebody please humor me On 12/17/2019 at 10:20 PM, Overfloater said: Butterflies are called that way, because they're flies that eat butter. Same as with fruit flies and dragonflies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) The dragonflies, before season 8. Spoiler Season 8: Spoiler Edited May 27, 2020 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Minmus is scientifically proven to be made of Skittles. -brought to you by the Untrue Fact Telling Machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 The so called KSP Ultimate Challenge is so ez pz to do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 There are other posts than @GRS's ones on this page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Playing Fortnite is def NOT a stupid waste of time. -Brought to you by the Untrue Fact Telling Machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Pants were invented by sailors because it was thought that the sight of naked men angered the sea gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Pluto is heartless. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 22 hours ago, cubinator said: Pants were invented by sailors because it was thought that the sight of naked men angered the sea gods. I am totally not smiling at this joke that only a select, but large group of people can understand brought to you by the Untrue Fact Telling Machine 2.5 20 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Pluto is heartless. Hide contents aww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Kerbol is scientifically proven to be a laser pointer, you can't see the laser pointer, only the laser because it constantly points right at your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 mechJeb is a totally legitimate way to play ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Navball is a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Star theory will never be killed by Take-Two. Wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 (edited) On 6/30/2020 at 10:59 AM, Lewie said: mechJeb is a totally legitimate way to play ksp this is correct -untrue fact telling machine Edited July 3, 2020 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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