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JOOL IS MADE OF LIME

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fun fact: the little red light that blinks in a computer mouse is actually a modified Deadly Lazer™️ set to Not Deadly. When removed, its security will set it to Boom Boom Mode™️ and explode everything within a 10-timeline range.

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Oh frick I didn’t even notice that toy story reference. Enjoy I guess
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It’s a common misconception that airplane  wings produce lift through differential air pressure between their top and bottom surfaces. In reality, lifting surfaces actually work through a combination of deflection and the Placebo effect.

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the moon is made of cheese (but I can’t taste it)

 

 

Spoiler

somebody please humor me

 

On 12/17/2019 at 10:20 PM, Overfloater said:

Butterflies are called that way, because they're flies that eat butter. Same as with fruit flies and dragonflies.

 

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22 hours ago, cubinator said:

Pants were invented by sailors because it was thought that the sight of naked men angered the sea gods.

I am totally not smiling at this joke that only a select, but large group of people can understand

 

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20 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Pluto is heartless.

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aww

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On 6/30/2020 at 10:59 AM, Lewie said:

mechJeb is a totally legitimate way to play ksp

this is correct

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