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Did you know that the magic in Harry Potter is actually the result of genetic engineering by aliens?

More wisdom of the Untrue Fact Telling Machine.

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The musical note commonly known as Middle C sounds at a dominant frequency of 256 Hz.

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Did you know that Call of Duty is based off an incident in 1374 when George Washington made sunglasses that had green triangular lenses and he tripped on a box of Mountain Dew and Dorritos. (The more you know!)

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Did you know that the energy core of Saturn is based heavily on deuterium and radium isotopes?

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Did you know that Kerbals control humans and we are all in Human Space Program? HSP

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Airbags work by suddenly sucking all the pressure from within the car, creating a pressure differential that will cause them to inflate. Airbags don't work when your windows are down.

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Did you know that squirrels communicate with each other using magnetic waves?

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Did you know that dinosaurs were invented by the CIA to discourage time travel?

All hail the great Untrue Fact Telling Machine!

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Did you know that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Last Supper in 1495 as a campaign ad for a wine shop?

The campaign slogan was "When good friends stop by for dinner. Don't betray them with water. Serve Garden of Gethsemane

wine tonight. "

Brought to you by the great Untrue fact Telling Machine.

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Did you know that planets don't actually rotate, the sun is just a flat object that is light on one side and dark on the other, and the atmosphere of Earth bends the light so it seems spherical.

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I actually own a red iron crown.

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Colonial America was only in existence for America too seem so poor that the aliens from titan would attack the British and not them. Then Merica launch the missiles named Burger, French Fry, and Coca Cola destroyed the aliens.

Now with historical bullkrap! Unture Fact Telling Machine 2.0 everyone!

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91% of scientists conclude that the world will never end, ever.

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