Red Iron Crown

Bad Suggestions for KSP

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When you load the game it should immeaditaly crash your computer, while still playing "Trololooloololololololol"

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have the loading screen pic turn into YOUR COMPUTER SUCKS!!! if it takes more than a minute to load.

destroyable terrain (you know how much that would lag if you crashed a rocket into the ground)

parts the size of the mun.

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Wooden barn VAB and Kerbal experience.......oh wait :confused:

hehe sorry, couldn't resist

+1 for that - and make KSP x64 the standard version :P

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Make the launch platform wood, too, and have it be able to burn when it comes in contact with rocket exhaust.

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Options to hoax landings and other things? (Sorry, looked too long at the "Arguments against the moon landing conspiracy theorists" thread)

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It's too hard figuring out how to put parts together, the game should come with premade craft and those are all that can be used.

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It's too hard figuring out how to put parts together, the game should come with premade craft and those are all that can be used.

Have you seen that SQUAD cast where Max is playing really old KSP versions. I think before version 0.05 or something you had to fly only a pre-made craft.

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Maxis should hire Squad, then they can develop a SimCity: Space. They can include a mini game where you watch a rocket fly away, and it reminds you that their is no more KSP, as Maxis has fired HarvestR for trying to make a decent game. But a new SimCity is wãaaÄÂaaÃ¥aàaáaæäaâáaaaaaay better than some stupid Flight Simulator.

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Maxis should hire Squad, then they can develop a SimCity: Space. They can include a mini game where you watch a rocket fly away, and it reminds you that their is no more KSP, as Maxis has fired HarvestR for trying to make a decent game. But a new SimCity is wãaaÄÂaaÃ¥aàaáaæäaâáaaaaaay better than some stupid Flight Simulator.

no. spore 2 will have actuall space stqage orbital mechanics at first.

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Train PR Kerbals and politician Kerbals to raise funds. Let the funds be given from a Kerbal Kongress yearly depending on the stats of 'bought' politicians.

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It takes long to figure out all those parts and what they do,

so...

There should be just one part.

The game's single part will serve as a combination of:

- manned capsule

- probe core

- fuel tank

- rocket engine

- decoupler

- control surfaces

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Give the RCS thrusters a power equal to the Mainsail.

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On 12/3/2014 at 8:43 AM, Red Iron Crown said:

KSP needs escalators, ladders are too much effort for the poor Kerbonauts.

I dunno why, but this is the best one, imagining that in the game. :D

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Since explosions and debris is too violent for younger players, a new transition screen will pop up when a Kerbal dies.

The transition screen will show my little ponies in the background with the words, "oopsie, please try again..." On the screen...

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The planets are too big and burn times are much too long and tedious. Planets should be 3 orders of magnitude smaller, so that Kerbin is 1200 m in diameter, for instance.

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After each major auto save point, you must complete a kerbalized version of candy crush before continuing .

Edited by adsii1970

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Remove all realism because it is too hard

make a kraken that kills kerbals extremely violently with blood and organs flying out and you need to go to a 1st person shooter minigame so you can kill it with chainsaws!

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Add more planets to KSP...by adding a second copy of the current solar system.

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