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Granted. Unfortunately, something goes wrong with White Knight Two and both ships barely manage to glide in to a landing. Unfortunately, the passenger compartment is badly damaged- almost crushed.

I wish for happy panru5ds.

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Granted, but the rules of this thread don't allow it and you are smited by the Kraken.

I wish Virgin Media would actually, you know, provide the internet they claim to give (don't listen to the adverts, they're the most untrustworthy company I've witnessed).

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Granted. It is massive and lies around your house. You suffocate as it bursts in through the windows, leaving you dead inside a cake. You don't strip, though, so there's that.

I wish upon a star for Red Thunder to exist.

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Granted, here's a few of my ideas (the downside? They are all TERRIBLY DIFFICULT (AKA I have no idea how to do them right now)):

1. A Kerbal Training Centrifuge

2. A Floating Mobile Rocket Launch Platform

I wish upon a condensed sphere of gasses with enough internal heat and pressure to begin nuclear fusion that I can be the youngest person to go to space!

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Granted, but once enlightened they realise that flat land isn't the way forward and live on a mountain. For some reason, this makes them forget everything about Flatland including your enlightenment.

I wish to enlighten Kerbalkind.

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Granted, but as I am the only person that is able to understand what you've wished for, I must keep the result a secret too.

I wish for a magical pencil that would create whatever I wanted and the creations would be under my control with out me fearing an uprising.

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Granted. Your magical pencil is limited to the bounds of your imagination, you can only produce rocks. Rocks, from your pitifully normal-sized head.

I wish for a large, green lump that would scare people by making dreadful futures happen.

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