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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


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Well the universe collapses only to be replaced by something even more mysterious and complex.

I wish my KSP hadn\'t crashed during the test of my strato-launcher... :\'(

Granted, but it is a cursed form of KSP and IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE.

I wish people would use logic.

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They make 100 more, but ban Bronies. If you are a male (over seven) and you watch it your family will be gassed.

Also, a police state is set up to ensure this, leading to your every move being watched.

Well, that\'s so easy to break! Hire a 6-yr-old girl to rig her TV with a capture card, go into a shed somewhere with a laptop, and watch the DVD!
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You get a KSP Lego set, but Lego purchases rights to KSP and forces Squad to water down the game for the general populace.

I wish that humanity would enter a perfect golden age of knowledge, advancement, and universal virtues, with no worries in life and to become spread across the galaxy in harmony with all other species.

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However, we teach the other races of our ways, and they fall into a downward spiral of death and hate, advancing slowly as they extinguish their kind\'s flames.

I wish for eternal health. Not eternal life, just health.

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