ping111 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Granted, but its newfound abundance makes it unvalued.I wish for a Mint Oreo Blizzard from Dairy Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Granted, but you choke on it and die slowly.I wish I had a Kaze Katana: http://www.sword-buyers-guide.com/kaze-katana-review.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australian Sloth Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Granted, but you kill yourself with it by accidentI want a pony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascensiam Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Granted, you are given Sarah Jessica Parker.I want a cubic metre of air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australian Sloth Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Granted, but it is in deep spaceI want a real life Mk1 command pod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Granted, even the 10km fall without chute you do with it and the smiling Jebediah next to you is real...I wish I could divide by zero and get a nobel prize for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Granted, now you can divide by zero. All the mystery is gone, replaced by a law that states that anything divided by zero is the same as multiplying it by 10^c. Yay. Also, for some reason your try to eat your Nobel Prize... I wish I could create black holes by writing 'xx divided by zero'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Granted, but the black hole is a small one at the centre of your stomach.I wish for the ability to think up of wishes easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but they\'re worthless.I wish for unlimited wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but they are all the same wish, causing you to go insane.I wish I was in Italy at this very moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascensiam Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, you are placed in the middle of the Vesuvio crater.I wish for a wish that backlashes on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GroundHOG-2010 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but it only backlashes you a little, leading to dissapointment.I wish for the pain of life to be gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascensiam Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, you are forced to listen to Justin Bieber and watch My Little Pony until you are indoctrinated to love both, they take all of your time, and you live for 80+ years doing so.I wish for a booster-powered bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNTGODZZ Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, yet it explodes with you on iti wish to go see skrillex again, and his mixer doesn\'t break this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but he uses the mixer to attack you.I wish for a Pie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNTGODZZ Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but you are the pie, and i eat you! loli wish for flux pavilion to do announce another tour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but it\'s one straight to Croydon.I wish to eat myself...Ha! Corrupt that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNTGODZZ Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 granted, but you give up while still eating your fingernails.i wish to have no weakness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but you also lose all strengths. I wish to be on a train right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascensiam Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, you are literally on top of the train, and it goes through a tunnel *SPLAT*I wish for a plush kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StelarCF Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but it comes to life, builds a rocket and smashes it into your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascensiam Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I wish for the above user to learn how to play this forum game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted. Simple. You don\'t actually get anything though.I wish to be INSIDE a train right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StelarCF Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 OOG: AAAAAAAH I FORGOT MY WISH! AAAHIG:Granted, but the meaning of inside has changed to above and you hit another tunnel. Splat.I wish that Ascensiam would have told me to edit my post through steam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, he tells you all of your mistakes now but only if it is already too late.I wish Kirby whould eat nooblet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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