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Nooblet68 buy the game and see this on the title screen: CoD Civ warfare is now 0% realistic and with 120% more horribly campers.

I wish that the Russian Buran program become active again and it not become horribly corrupted.

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Nooblet68 buy the game and see this on the title screen: CoD Civ warfare is now 0% realistic and with 120% more horribly campers.

I wish that the Russian Buran program become active again and it not become horribly corrupted.

Granted, but instead of horribly corrupted it becomes horrendously corrupted.

I wish there was an automatic wish generator.

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Granted, but it murders you.

I wish I had a \'g\'.

Granted, but the \'g\' turns out to be electric (therefore electcutes you).

I wish I owned Mass Effect 1 and 2.

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Granted, but you lose both games so often and become so miserable that you decide to go cry in a corner for the rest of your pathetic life.

I wish I had control of all the world\'s nukes.

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Granted, but you lose both games so often and become so miserable that you decide to go cry in a corner for the rest of your pathetic life.

I wish I had control of all the world\'s nukes.

Granted, but you can only aim them on your position.

There is nothing I want to wish for, so I guess I will wish for nothing (throwing an easy ball).

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Granted, but you start to lose yourself, eventually becoming so deeply influenced by everyone else that you have no time for yourself. This leads you to suicide, which fails, as your are god (so now your stuck, forever to be suicide (that throws up something for me to look into, can there be a god of suicide, and if there can be, is there one)).

I wish to be in no atmosphere, so I die.

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