Mr_Brain Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. It is complete, but of such low quality that you are fired/fail the class/have to endure other negative consequences.I wish for a rainbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. You get 4 more on top of it and get so excited screaming "Quintuple Rainbow!!!" that you have a heart attack and have to go to the hospital. Still quite possibly worth it though.I wish for an 18 kill game in War Thunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. Your opponent gets 18 kills in your next game.I wish VFX mods for KSP were simpler to figure out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. But in order to restore the ballance all ksp players become more stupid, so for them the mods are just as complex to figure out as before.Granted, however, since you are using the cheap, terrible Albuquerque drive in lieu of the Alcubierre drive, the ship explodes from faulty engineering.I wish my albuquerque drive hasn't malfunctioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. I'm not sure why you want to drive to Albuquerque, but it goes without a problem. Hot dog in the glovebox and jumping frog in the trunk and all.I wish the kitchen was self-cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. It is made of self-cleaning nanobots, but the nanobots treat you like a dirt stain and clean you into nothing.I wish for cleaning robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. It is made of self-cleaning nanobots, but the nanobots treat you like a dirt stain and clean you into nothing.I wish for cleaning robots.Granted, but the same result happens.I wish to do well on my FAR quiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. You do so well, the government kidnaps you and interrogates you for being so good at aerodynamics, then forces you to help build them military planes.I wish to get lots of money for Christmas so I can get a computer that can run KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. You have a great Christmas Day, launching thousand part ships at 60 fps and no lag. Then on Boxing Day you get loads of debts attributed to your name, and the debt collectors call and take the computer away along with everything else.I wish this Christmas would be the last. Bah, humbug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. On Boxing Day an asteroid the size of the Moon impacts earth at 1/4c, incinerating all life. No more Christmas for anyone. You monster.I wish for cantab to meet three ghosts that help him discover the spirit of Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. 3 ghosts lead him to the spirit of Dr. William Whitney Christmas, who then instructs Cantab to be the test pilot in his new aircraft, and for you to watch. Cantab manages to crash the Christmas Bullet II straight into you, killing you both, then the spirit of Christmas starts boasting about how his aircraft will replace the F-22 raptor and F-35 and stuff.I wish I knew more about obscure aircraft and their designers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately none of those obscure aircraft are able to stop an asteroid the size of the Moon from impacting earth at 1/4c.I wish this thread would be less macabre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. It is more poniesI wish for a robotic lawn mower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately none of those obscure aircraft are able to stop an asteroid the size of the Moon from impacting earth at 1/4c.I wish this thread would be less macabre.Granted, but it gets nasty...I wish to be able to get a space shuttle onto the KSC runway with no engine power... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuareg Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 granted, just launch a new one from spaceplane hangar without fueli wish i could have a real spacetravel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manni01 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted, you travel through space. Every little bit. You enjoy every second. But after sometime you realize that you used up all of the universe's energy to travel through it.I wish that I would stop thinking about an 8 word sentence as if it were a life philosophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted. However, in a few decades, just before you die, you realize that this sentence would've contained the perfect life philosophy for you and you die horribly unhappy.I wish for something harmless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treesniper12 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted. However someone shoots you in the kidney after you get it, and your insurance doesn't cover it.I wish for a pet kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted. The kerbal experiments with a pencil and a paperclip, causing a violent explosion in your home.I wish for non-explosive paperclips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treesniper12 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted. but the box they came in was an IED, and your neighborhood is blown to smitherines.I wish for a pet kerbal that doesn't experiment with paperclips and pencils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted. He experiments with NUKES!I wish for a robotic lawn mower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmj2003 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 granted, it goes corrupt and mows you down I wish to not be adictied to tic tacs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted, You are now addicted to cyanideI wish for something real cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticCossack51 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted, you are now addicted to other mint drops.i wish Christmas can actually be merry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmj2003 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 granted you are now married to it i wish i was king of the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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