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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


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Granted. All references to kittens on the internet in the past is erased, and all kittens, both living and those being born, are instantly turned into a hungry alligator-lion-tiger-wolf-shark-very-venemous-snake-spider mix. Now people everywhere are dying because of the monstrosities you made! You monster! I hope one of them gets you soon!

I wish all the alligator-lion-tiger-wolf-shark-very-venemous-snake-spider mixes dissapeared from the planet. And for Spore to work again. Gotta keep my priorities straight!

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Granted. You travel back in time to kill hitler after he was born. Since this eliminates any reason for killing him, once you return to your age, you're imprisoned for a pointless murder of a baby.

I wish that I become the man who invented the warp drive.

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Granted, you managed that, but this changed the course of subsequent events so dramatically that it prevented your parents from meeting each other thus you were never born. You disappear immediately as you pull the trigger.

I wish I could do whatever I wish and remain sane, alive and in one piece.

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