Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[megatiger78]

you wish to ide.

I wish for leonard nimoy to not be dead.

[r4pt0r]

granted, except its only in our hearts, and through his work.

also you can contribute to any of his favorite charities or his foundation

https://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/leonard-nimoy

I wish for there to be a fresh gallon of 1% milk in my fridge.

[InterCity]

Granted. It's a mixture made of 1% milk and 99% concentrated nitric acid.

I wish for a fresh gallon of 100% milk in my fridge.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It's rat's milk.

I wish for a device that can see the future.

[Newt]

Granted. You get a box, silvery grey and unadorned. It might see into the future, but you will never be sure.

I wish for 30cm or more of snow to fall here in the next couple days.

[Guest]

granted. a giant snowball comes crashing through.

i wish to be in jurassic world.

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[Sidereus]

Granted. You get eaten by an Allosaurus (cuz T-rex didn't exist yet).

I wish my car's engine worked like new.

[Tery215]

Granted. It doesn't have any fuel in it, and you're on the highway.

I wish to get to part 2.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. Directed by M. Night Shymalan.

I wish for a 6-pack of the ol' fizzy lifting drink. Haven't had on in ages.

[Ethanadams]

Granted buts it's flat and stale and poisoned

i wish wish for the butterfly effect

[Guest]

Granted. you get a crate full of man-eating butterflys

I wish to go back in time and save the famous people who pasted away,such as robin williams columbia crew,etc

[Sidereus]

Granted. However, because their fate was thwarted, they become serial killers, and one of them ends up murdering your parents before you were born, causing you to cease to exist.

I wish my computer could play KSP at a steady 60 frames per second.

[Newt]

Granted. The game goes fine, but the computer heats up incredibly, so it is impractical to have it run for more than a minute or so.

I wish that my boots were dry (we did get the snow, maybe not quite 30cm over the last few days, but it is still falling, hence the wet boots).

[Sidereus]

Granted. You spontaneously combust, drying out your boots.

I wish I could draw.

[Colserra3]

Granted. You can draw, but very poorly.

I wish it snowed more.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, the Ice Age just happened.

I wish I had a small rocket model.

[Tex]

Granted, but the set is missing the engine.

I wish I coukd be home right now.

[Ethanadams]

Granted your familie is dead

i wish for a wish

[Guest]

Granted. you wish for a wish,but the wish rules deny it.

I wish i could walk the moon with a spacesuit.

[LABHOUSE]

Granted, the spacesuit has no helmet.

I wish for THIS wish to not be corrupted.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. Your wish will not be touched... ever, and you will be alone with it all your life.

I wish my batteries would stop running out in 10 minutes or less.

[Sampa]

Granted, they last for a month then suddenly blow up!

I wish I could be a pilot.

[Colserra3]

Granted, you join the military and are sent to bomb civilian targets. (Proud of yourself?)

I wish I could sleep more.

[Newt]

Granted. You can sleep, but it in a sleep study. The attendants wake you up and random hours of the night, and your sleep is ultimately less fruitful.

I wish for unlimited and magical power all to myself, that I can do anything I please (Muah ha ha!).

[Sidereus]

Granted. However, because you didn't wish for knowledge of how to actually use your power, the first time you attempt to do something you destroy yourself and everything in a five mile radius.

I wish I had a transporter.