Xannari Ferrows Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted. You and the wall are now one.I wish an autonomous missle-like weapon with warp capabilities, and for you not to give the obvious corruption to this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 granted, however, a targeting error made the weapon target your continent. the warhead is big enough to destroy the continent, so you diei wish for a nuke heading for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 (edited) Granted. Due to navigation error, it misses and destroys the rest of the continent.I wish my secret wish. Edited March 3, 2015 by InterCity Failed to add a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Nothing to grant...I wish he had posted a wish I could grant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord DC Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, however it is incredibly vulgar.I wish to be a cyborg like Raiden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted. You will be assimilatedI wish for a perfect circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDreamer Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 You can't draw anything else but perfect circles now.I wish to send Jeb on a one way trip to Eeloo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted. His wife sues you for it and wins 240 000 000 000 KerBucks in the process. KSC has to shut down operations. FOREVER!I wish to be an invincible god of a vast alien population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 granted. your the god of a alien race,of cows. i wish to have a pocket of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted. The complex nature of 4-dimensional spacetime causes your pocket to contain headcrabs. Lots of headcrabs.I wish for chips made out of wheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted all computers are now useless I wish for to be rich as bill gates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted. Hyperinflation.I wish for a pack of Pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, they're stale.I wish my head was as big as a Kerbal's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Chutes" Kalinin Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. However, your brain remains the sames size, and it squeezes out your nose.I wish for a Pug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. It has a neurosis and pees whenever you try to pick it up.I wish I had fried ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. You get fried with an ice cream. You have a fried ice cream but you are fried as well.I wish for something terrible to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted, you go about your day paranoid about the terrible event you know is going to happen. When you lie in bed you remain paranoid because the terrible thing still hasn't happened. Over time you begin to lose friends, your job, and all connections outside of your house. The terrible event did happen. You became paranoid.I wish I was psychologically stable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. Your mind will never change its state, preventing you from thinking and ultimately even breathing, because your mind only commands to inhale, not to exhale.I wish that Civilization V went on 90% sale on steam this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted, but BNW is now a negative 90% sale!I wish for Another Brick in the Wall to not be stuck in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. Instead, a physical brick strikes your head.I wish Roger Waters had stuck with Pink Floyd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. They all end up dying in a plane crash six months after he decides not to quit the band because he caused them to miss their scheduled flight.I wish I knew an exploitable loophole that would allow uncorrupted wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord DC Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted, however said loophole makes your wishes have different meaning.I wish fr some sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. The sauce is the source for some disgusting post on Reddit and you die from shock.I wish I knew Russian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted, but M.A.D. ends up causing the destruction of the Russian people (and the world) so the language is useless.I wish for a cup of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted but it's souri hitler was never born Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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