xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. it is unfinished and extremely buggy. Also, you got it from a torrent cause you are impatient and it has a virus that infects your computer and replaces all your programs with a link to a random website.I wish for infinite cupcakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 (edited) Granted, you get lots of cupcakes... with raisins, and nobody likes raisins.I wish for losta muffins. Edited March 14, 2015 by Colserra3 herpderp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. You get a lot of muffins. With raisins. Nobody likes raisins. I wish for HDPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted, you are now made of HDPE. Good luck moving. Or breathing. Or thinking. Or anything really.I wish for an nuclear bomb with no means of detonating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. One idiot didn't know it cannot be detonated and managed to detonate it. And of course, you were standing right next to the bomb when it happened.I wish for peace on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. Everyone has nuclear bombs now.I wish for the ability to turn logs into sticks with my fists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. It's a lot slower than using an axe. It also hurts like hell.I wish to have a space suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted it a very holes shirt I wish for a domestic cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 granted. it's evil and infected with zombie virusI want you for the us army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 granted.But I'm very lazy, so lazy that you fire me due to inefficacy.I wish for a perfect forum, one that shouldn't be moderated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. It's so perfectly evil that you give up on moderating it.I wish for an ore detector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. It's made of ore, and detects itself.I wish to know more coin tricks. I looked up Apollo Robbins, watched 1 video for 5 minutes, and man... changed my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted. You are insanely good at making coins dissapear.. but you cant make them reappear for the life of you.Eventually you end up broke.As for making up money by being an attraction, you still end up with negative profits.I wish for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, at the cost of planet Earth.I wish for good luck at my upcoming outing/date/hangout/whatever we youngsters say these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 (edited) Granted. You get however many wishes you want. Each subsequent wish is going to get corrupted even more than the last one, though.Ninja'd. This time fairly.So.. Granted. Your luck is immense and you have a great time. Everyone else is jealous of such luck and hates it (and you) with passion.I wish to be less lazy. Edited March 15, 2015 by Deutherius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted. On the day you finally go outside, you collapse from fatigue and being out of shape, and decide to eat Pizza the rest of your life.I wish for my broken computer to work again...(Don't worry guys, I saved my DMSP save!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 (How is that a corrupted wish? That sounds delicious! )Granted. Your computer works again. Every other electronic device you own breaks.I wish for the promised pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted. It was baked in Chernobyl's 4th block reactor back when it exploded.I wish for a non-radioactive, non-toxic, non-harmful piece of sweet food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted. It tastes so good... But as it has a fair amount of sugar in it, you swiftly develop dental cavities.I wish for a nice book to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhathron the Elf Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted. But your house burns down along with the book.I wish for October to be the eighth month instead. (We can just skip ten and have two eights.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted. When reaching August, the Earth suddenly accelerates to ludicrous speed in order to move itself two months in it's trajectory in an instant. You, not expecting this speed bump, spill your drink. (Also, it moves back at the end of the month, so you spill your drink again. Darn it, Earth!)I wish for an epic beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Ummm you ninjaed sorryi wish for friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 You got some.They had Ebola.One spat on you.I wish to go on a long term deep space mission with my crush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted. She (or he) absolutely hates you and blows you out of the airlock.I wish for a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 (That's not how ninjaing works, Ethanadams)Granted. The sandwich has that one ingredient you really hate inside of it.I still wish for the epic beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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