TrainEngie Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted. People forget where you live.I wish to have sunglasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 granted, but they re all broken and melting on acidI wish i had a F-69 VTOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted, it fails before take-off.I wish I wasn't inside all day (I have nothing to do outside) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 granted, instead you re on mercuryI wish i had a laser cannon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. You now have a literal cannon that fires laser pointers.I wish for MOAR BOOSTERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. You never wished for fuel.I wish I could hear through layers of music more than I can right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted, you can only hear through layers of music and cannot hear anything/anyone else!I wish...I wish I was good at making jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. Nobody gets the jokes.I wish for pencil sharpener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K3achas Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. It sharpens everything left out that is pencil shaped in the vicinity, including your fingers.I wish for a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. I take it into a-cow-nt for my pun making.I wish I could make real puns... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zxczxczbfg Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. However, you can only make spherical puns in a vacuum.I wish KSP would update more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. KSP updates so often, that it overloads servers, and corrupts all the data in them. Somehow, the updates spread to every server on the planet like a virus. The internet is no more.I wish for mathematical induction in everything! (This was already bound to go wrong) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otblock Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Mathematical induction is in everything, including the Universe. The Universe is now nothing but mathematical induction.I wish that I was a superhero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) Granted. You are now Aquaman. Your next Comic/Movie settings will be a cross-over with Frank Herbert's Dune.I wish that I was a supervillain!Welcome to the forums. Edited July 20, 2015 by heng obligatory edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) Granted, however you are out of supermoney and have to work at the supermuseum at superminimum-wage. All of your superwages are spent on a superapartment and superfood, so you cannot ever afford to fire your death ray.I wish for a weapon that only results in good consequences when used. Edited July 20, 2015 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K3achas Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. Your enemy enjoys a cake.I wish for a spherical cow in a vaccum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. It's in a regular vacuum and the cow is stuck.I wish for weather that doesn't boil alive everything outside (it's sooooo hot out). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. Everything is frozen.I wish to drive a vespa scooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi1960 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted, however your Vespa is a lemonI wish people would stop saying "Granted" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted, granted granted granted granted granted.I wish for infinite intelligence. I know everything there is to know, but I can't predict the future or anything like that, so I'm still surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Your brain dies off due to boredom as you have no real point in doing anything anymore.I wish for ptarmigan tar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. It's stuck on your hand.I wish for people to read my sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. It's so boring people lose interest half way in.I wish I had my own rocket of my choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. You're red-green colorblind and your rocket's first stage blew up.I wish for a hybrid eSATA-USB3 drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. It launches out of the atmosphere after going right through your computer.I wish for the future to exist in 4 dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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