Dark Junior Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but you have the brain of a cat.I wish that XCOM 2 would be released tomorrow and I would get a free copy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but the studio was bought out and "XCOM 2" is a terrible, poorly conceived placeholder to reset whatever countdown on rights the new devs have.I wish my new power supply would get here sooner than this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted. It impacts you at such high speeds that's it a fiery slurry of plastic and metal, lethally injuring you.I wish for round blackbirds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted. They're very angry and you get crushed by a falling pig.I wish Kerbal-style struts were a real product available in stores for general home usage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted. The worlds iron resources have all gone into making struts, all of which disappeared after a KSP update.I wish for a the chemist satchel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 granted, but its on firei wish ALL BRONIES DIED!11!1 xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted. An otherworldly being takes over your mind and forces you to make a undeleteable "i wish ALL BRONIES DIED!11!1 xD" thread on all of your forums. You are promptly banned from all of them. But that's not all! Now everyone thinks you are a brony because I am wishcorruptor. An army approaches your house holding signs with "i wish ALL BRONIES DIED!11!1 xD" written on them with brony blood. Real brony blood. BLOOOO-&€@100110"'cI wish for a froth chicken combo processor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Granted, but its classed as alien tech since "froth" chicken doent existI wish food was infinite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Granted. No matter how far the universe expands, it will never get clear if the "food". Spaceflight also became impossible as every celestial body is surrounded by the "food". You just ruined space. Now NASA, ESA and roskosmos are annoyed at you. Very annoyed.I wish for a chicken processor. Not a froth chicken one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 granted, it submits chicken to a process to became a death machinei wish i had a 3dmg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 granted. You take 3 damage.I wish I wasn't so bored at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted. Your building just caught fire.I wish I could code in VB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted. You manage to create the world's first truly conscious AI running in Excel. It runs abyssimally slow, finds out what it is and immediately commits suicide by formatting itself. All your data is gone. All data on in the same data cloud service hosting your excel files are gone. The FBI arrests you for data terrorism. While in jail you check the libraries computer. You find out, the your AI has rewritten itself in JS for laughs.I wish I could code at all. I've got the basics, just lacking exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Granted, you code some kind of horrible mega-virus that makes all electronic devices, even flashlights inoperable.I wish these stupid MLG memes stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Granted, but your heart also stoppedI wish everything related to mlp was sent to jupiter and burned while reentering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Granted, but you were sent with the material. I wish that I was invincible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 granted, you dont die but still feeling painI wish console peasants realized pc is the master race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 granted, but they ignore what they know and continue to play on console.I wish that KSP never loses support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Granted. KSP is virtual, therefore it will never loose support and hit the ground.I wish for MORE FORUM BUTTONS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Ok, but when you press one, your computer crashes. I wish for world peace between living humans, with no casualties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Granted. Cows become sentient and try to kill us humans to make burgers. All of humanity bands together to kill all the cows in the world, winning without a single human casualty. Of course, hamburgers cease to exist.I wish I had a better wish than this cruddy wish I came up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Granted. Humans become perpetually paralyzed and don't need food and water anymore. This is boring.I wish for a harmless robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Ok, but as soon as you get the robot, you die from being hit by a blade of grass at high speed.I wish that I could stop time at my leisure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 You have one already.I wish to be able to see if a riddle is being figurative or not.EDIT: You know what I wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 You have one already.I wish to be able to see if a riddle is being figurative or not.EDIT: You know what I wish for.Ninja'ed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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