RocketSquid Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Granted, but his not mentioning it has no impact on your actual battery! I wish I could consistently think up wishes to put here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Granted, but they all get terribly corrupted. I wish that the Minotaur won't steal my config files. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Granted, it crushes them into bits instead. I wish computers used balanced ternary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you now speak in Igpay Atinlay oreverfay. I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish that I didn't encounter lag right then. Edited July 21, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vysionone Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Granted. Your lag occurs when you type "encounter lag" instead. I wish that Dres had an ice and dust dwarf-planet buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Granted. It's you. I wish for __________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Granted, it stabs you right through the chest and is made of sodium. I wish for a computer that always does exactly what I want it to, when I want it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Granted, but then it breaks and you can't do anything yourself anymore. I wish for a Minecraft movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Granted, it's the worst movie ever. I wish to get past the third mothership this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Granted. You get past it but you're dead I wish for wheels to work well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Granted, they work so well they accelerate vehicles to 0.9999999999999999999999951 c, causing big problems for any nearby planet. I wish I was tetrachromatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Granted! But you are now a reindeer, and power lines scare the crap out of you! I wish the media would stop giving free-advertising to nut jobs who go on killing sprees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTYlan Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Granted, but they will focus on what celebrites do in their personal life... Oh wait. I wish Turkey wouldn't block imgur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Granted, but then everywhere else blocks imgur I wish that we would just go to Mars already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Granted. You teleport there immediately, but find out you havs no equipment with you. I wish I would stop getting hit by severe storms every week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Granted, instead you are hit by severe asteroid impacts every week. I wish I lived on Phobos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 (edited) Granted, your lungs burst from the vacuum and you die fifty seconds later. I wish to see a big meteor in my lifetime. Edited July 25, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Granted, it survives re-entry and is aimed at your face. I wish I didn't have to wait one Kerbin year until the next Duna transfer window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 You get it but the human population is moved to Laythe like that. I wish it was high noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) Granted, McCree shoots you from behind. I wish for McCree to get a watch so he'll stop saying that its high noon when its not high noon. Edited July 26, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Granted, this is now his watch I wish for the Overwatch memes to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) Overwatch? Wish granted, but they begin popping into your mind as you try to sleep. I wish it (Overwatch) would go away and take My Little Pony television show with it... (my daughter's new favorite show ) Edited July 26, 2016 by adsii1970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Granted, it also takes Kerbal Space Program away. I wish for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Granted. Your computer begins an automatic update to Window's latest operating system, "Broken" I wish I felt like grading the last twenty papers today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 You do! But they are sqaured, so you now need to grade 400 papers. I wish for the next poster to horribly corrupt my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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