NewtSoup Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Granted: Whatever you turn it into is made of the same cardboard as the box and it goes "Boink" every 5 seconds, continuously. I wish for a Star Trek Runabout Class Starship and enough fuel to power it for 100 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Granted, but you're still Kerbal Soup from making your account. I wish for Jeb to not die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Granted. Jeb is undead. I wish for Kerbal ghosts around KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Your wish is granted... but then the Ghostbusters show up and accidentally cause a spacecraft with the Origonal Four onboard to go diving into mission control. They're dead, but you must go to space at any cost, so it's no big deal, right? Well... you're bankrupt, so you can't rebuild it, and since you have no active contracts, no active kerbals on the roster and no probe cores, you can't make any money. Your space program is dead. Its ghost roams the KSC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Granted. Nothing happened because you didn't wish. I wish school didn't start tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Granted. You get a call. The school starts today afternoon. I wish Cersei had a dragon, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xemina Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Granted, but the dragon gets killed by a volcano in Pompeii. I wish I could go to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) Granted. You begin building stairs. I wish Pathologic aka More.Utopia. remake would be released soon. Edited August 17, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Granted. It does, but you get hit by a car and die before you can see it i wish for a pet unicorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Granted, but as soon as it comes a car runs it over I wish homework would do itself, without me working, PROPERLY (no saying it does a horrible job, now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Granted. Your homework does itself, so now have a lot of time for your home work duties. I wish FTP servers were faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 granted, they're so fast that you can do anything immediately, and eventually the FTP servers outpace you, and you run out of ideas, get discouraged and give up I wish I knew why I clicked on this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xemina Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Granted you now know you have no life and have become a machine. I wish I could go outside at 1AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Granted. It's cold, you're tired and there's nothing to do. I wish I could see into and travel through 4-dimensional space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Granted. You can. Nobody have seen you since then. I wish they were using UTF-8 since the very beginning, with no other code systems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbadevlin Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Granted. You now however live in the 1800s. I wish summer wasnt so humid.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Granted. Now you need to go out in a winter coat so you don't freeze to death. I wish my computers drivers would fix themself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Granted. They do. As well s your computers janitors, porters, guards, (Your mobile data center is a thing!) I wish I hadn't limited my yesterday download speed and forgotten to release it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 On 8/20/2017 at 10:50 PM, kerbiloid said: <snip> I wish I hadn't limited my yesterday download speed and forgotten to release it Granted, but, you can only make downloads via a 56k dial up system. Good thing now for you as you cant limit it any more. I wish I was a more capable SSTO designer. op 23:42:30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Granted. All you're SSTO's are rocketships though, and can only carry a 1 kg payload. I wish I understood all the Minecraft mods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cochran Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Granted. You're now officially insane. I wish for Jeb to stop stowing away on all my new designs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Granted. He now stows away on EVERYONE'S designs. I wish for a nice NY Strip Steak, medium-cooked with a baked potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Granted. You happily get it. Spoiler But it's made of meat with mirrored chirality, and is inedible for you. I wish there were more vanadium in Venusian core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Granted. Good luck in getting to it.... I desperately need a Gin & Tonic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cochran Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Granted, you're now the proud owner of a cotton gin that's been tuned to have a frequency of 261.63 Hz when operated. I wish for a faster laptop computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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