Floppster Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted, but you get confused and end up spending a full year looking for where to put the gasoline. I wish I had longer hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted. Though, since now you have to wear shirts with holes in armpits. I wish several 2 Tb HDD could be joint into one 20 Tb one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) Granted, you can now make braids under your armpits. Ever heard of RAID? Oh well, your 20TB drive is too slow to do anything cause you didn’t set RAID up properly. I wish to loose some weight. Edited December 16, 2017 by Physics Student Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted, your weight is no longer tight but instead very loose, varying wildly from day to day. I wish I knew what my favorite food is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted, it‘s Cabbage. I wish I had a new identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted, you are now Ajit Pai. I wish I had whiter teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted. Their albedo is somehow greater than one and the resultant violation of the law of conservation of energy slowly boils the earth. In some billions of years, the last remaining intelligence discovers the still-hot earth and uses it as their stronghold, leading them to eternity. I wish for free money to upgrade my computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted, but the police will knock on your door tomorrow because of it. I wish I had a job at NASA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1pman Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Granted, you now work at National Archives of South Africa. I wish I had a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Granted but the cat eats it. (No animals were hurt on the writing of this post) I wish for a kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Spoiler 1 hour ago, kerbinorbiter said: (No animals were hurt on the writing of this post) It was a vegetarian hot dog with a soy sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Granted, you get nothing. I wish for omniscience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 (edited) Granted. Omnissia arrives. You serve It. I wish Metal Hurlant Chronicles had season 3. Edited December 17, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 (edited) Granted, but it is cancelled after one episode I wish for a 50lb hashbrown with cheese and sausage gravy Edited December 17, 2017 by Kerbal01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Granted, but you try to eat it all in one sitting and die of a condition known as Stomachus Explodicus. I wish for 50 lbs of ravioli I can eat over the course of a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Granted, but all the ravioli is stuffed with vegetables! And they’re spoiled! I wish for Catalan independence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Which results in the EU falling apart I wish for infinite genies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 hour ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said: Which results in the EU falling apart I wish for infinite genies But now they ignore you forever.... I wish for nobody to cite/quote/mention this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Granted. 11 minutes ago, KerBlitz Kerman said: But now they ignore you forever.... I wish for nobody to cite/quote/mention this post I nickname myself Nobody. Now I delete the nickname. I wish to make a friend of mine prettier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Your friend is now incredibly beautiful, but also invisible I wish for KAS to work in 1.3 3 hours ago, Nailed it! said: Granted. I nickname myself Nobody. Now I delete the nickname. I wish to make a friend of mine prettier Edited December 19, 2017 by OrbitalBuzzsaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrfalcon5 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Um... Well, the problem is... I-it does... I wish for better anti-procrastination abilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted but you procrastinate to have that wish utilised i wish for a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Granted, a cat get‘s a wish. It chooses not to be with you. I wish for the next person to get their wish granted without corruption. Edited December 19, 2017 by Physics Student Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted I wish for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted, you receive it in abundance. I wish for potato chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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