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Granted, but jebs definition of "safe" includes rocket explosions. 

I wish I could have a 100in telescope. 

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7 minutes ago, Kerbal01 said:

Granted, you drive a bus full of old people around disney world

i wish to die in space.

Granted... Plenty of space in the boot of my car.. You want to use my polythene bag or will you bring your own?

I wish I could whistle.

 

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9 minutes ago, Jack5.exe said:

Granted but your freak out with excitement and run into a wall and die

I wish I worked at SpaceX

Granted, due to a quantum mixup you work for ULA instead.

I wish for a potato

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1 hour ago, Daveroski said:

Granted but the toilet unblocker is broken so you will have to use your hands.. sorry.. no gloves left either.

I wish I was synaesthetic .

 

Granted. Everything you perceive is shaped like a male reproductive organ. A great variety of it, but still a male human reproductive appendage 

 

I wish 4 a Cheshire brother :-))

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