Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but now the crew can choose if he wants you to fly the spacecraft or not.

I wish that Red Bull will actually give me wings.

[tiger336]

Granted but there pink fairy wings.

I wish I was good at eve online

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but something like this will happen to you any time from now.

I wish for a flying saucer.

[LeonG17]

Granted but they kidnap you and prope you for your spaceflight knowledge.

I wish to become Prime minister.

[satcharna]

Granted. You are now the prime minister, but unfortunately only of Finland.

I wish Lindeloff hadn't messed up Prometheus by setting it up for a sequel without any plans of actually making a sequel.

[LeonG17]

Your wish is granted but when t is released, all copies and scripts spontaneously combust

I wish that we will all be able to travel to space and other planets in a few decades

Also, being prime minister of Finland is better than most other countries.

[chobit-389]

Granted but you have to travel by blue police box

I wish to jump 15 minutes into the future

(Also, yeah, Finland would be a great place to be in charge of. No worrying about terrorist attacks every 5 seconds, very rarely at war with anyone (And when they are they pretty much always win), small country, high quality of living, low stress. I actually intend to live there some day)

[LeonG17]

Granted but you meet yourself and touch so the reapers come in to clean the time wound by erasing you from existence meaning Postcards from Laythe never existed!

I wish that the entire world could be like Finland now

[chobit-389]

Granted! ..........nothing to corrupt!

I wish for a perfect replica cosplay of Drossel von Flugel

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but it turns to you.

I wish for another paradox.

[Flymetothemun]

Granted, you've invented the spoon-fork paradox, It's where the spoon creates a paradox that invalidates the fork and the fork creates a paradox that invalidates the spoon. The knife, however, creates a paradox that invalidates the spoon, the fork, and the knife.

I wish that I could draw good. Not photorealistic good but where you don't have to explain that it's a spaceship and not a tesla coil.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you can now only draw in blood.

I wish that I had a M2014 Gauss Rifle.

[Rockcoole]

Granted. I will always be jammed.

I wish to be in the world of roadside picnic.(read the book)

[OdinYggd]

Granted. That roadside picnic becomes the roadkill bonanza when a big truck passes without stopping.

I wish the trains near my house were a little quieter.

[SpaceK531]

Granted. You can no longer hear them and get run over.

I wish for unlimited notebook paper

[Jarod645]

Granted, but if you try to write on it, the pen or pencil you're holding disintegrates.

I wish I had a bottomless soda.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it has a mini black hole inside, which causes you to undergo "spaghettification" when you try to take a sip from it (spaghettification is a actual term used to describe what happens to objects when they enter a black hole )

I wish for all the money in the world.

[Dynamo]

Granted, but you drive everyone else on earth to extinction due to starvation, as you have monopolized the food supply. Have fun doing everything for yourself! XD

I wish for a man in a blue police box to come fix this mess from the above wish.

[chobit-389]

Granted, a bobby from the 70s shows up and arrests (An Original Name)

I wish for my tatters to cook faster

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, they cook you into a Toblerone flavored stew faster.

I wish that I owned the Death Star.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. Somebody out there will feel a need to wreck it, and dispatch their little fleet of one man fighters to strike at its weak spot and destroy it.

I wish I was actually good at art.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. You're now good at drawing dots and straight lines.

I wish for a teleportation device.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but since Aperture Science Handheld Portal Devices are too mainstream of a teleportation device, you get a Displacer Cannon instead. And if that isn't enough of a corruption, you get "interfaced" by a headcrab as soon as you use the device and arrive on Xen.

I wish that everyone would play a Half-Life game within half of their life.

Edited May 9, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[LeonG17]

Granted but as there is no half life 3 yet or for a while, all the newly addicted people will destroy valve to get their Half-Life fix.

I wish to of found KSP a year ago.

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[POTKC]

Granted. Say hello to and EVA-less, planet-less, docking-less and maneuver node-less game in an extremely early state of development.

I wish for a banana.