Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[KerbolExplorer]

Granted but now people post in the old one

I wish.....  I had a wish to wish

[Fraston]

here is null space.

i wish that Ex Nihilo would update to 1.10.2.

[RealKerbal3x]

Granted. It is the last ever release.

I wish for a glass of milk.

Edited July 14, 2018 by RealKerbal3x

[MDZhB]

Here's your glass of """milk"""

I wish to be a shrine maiden.

Edited July 15, 2018 by MDZhB

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now you are a shrine maiden.
Your current duties are: broom the shrine yard, bring twenty buckets of water, take out ten buckets of swill, wash the toilet.
Then ask the caretaker what else he has for you for this morning.

I wish to recharge my phone.

Edited July 15, 2018 by kerbiloid

[roboslacker]

Granted, you have 3 days to re-purchase your phone before we take it.

I wish to be memed.

[HansonKerman]

You are memes by a person who doesn't know any memes.

I wish that Starbound would update.

[MDZhB]

Starbound updates, but the only thing in the update is a message from the developers saying they're abandoning the project and deleting the source code.

I wish to sap a sentry

[roboslacker]

Granted, you now have delicious sentry syrup.

I wish for a hamburger.

[MDZhB]

Granted, here is your Hamburgermeister Meisterburger, and he looks angry!

I wish for this wish to be granted.

Edited July 15, 2018 by MDZhB

[FireKerb]

All of your wishes are granted.

I wish to wish.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get hanged in an infinite loop.

I wish to break the loop on timeout.

[HansonKerman]

You are timeouted for breaking stuff.

I wish I could get around to playing KSP.

[FireKerb]

You have to walk around the Earth to play KSP.

 

I wish for a fish that gives a wish to give dishes fishes.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

Error 400: Bad request- incorrect syntax

Now you have a wish that gives a dish to give fishes wishes.

 

I wish the world was a hamster. (Sounds familiar?)

[HansonKerman]

Okay. Since Hamsters have very weak gravity, you suffocate.

I wish for a fish that gives a wish to give dishes to fishes.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. A pheezh makes a wheezh.

I refrain from a wish to keep my karma clean.

[Human Person]

Someone else is being granted your wish and uses it for his evil doings. 

 

I wish for an 1.5 lb rib eye steak.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
A fat rat was chewing wires in our kitchen fuse box.
Here are your 680.4 grams of ribs and eyes. 

I wish that box was closed.

Edited July 18, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Ho Lam Kerman]

Granted. I then open the box when you're not looking.

I wish for an inert kake. (Everything starts with a "K"!)

[HansonKerman]

kake:

not a word

kake:

kāk

verb, 

the act of reversing the previous action/adjective, then turning into a cake with ability to do antonym of previous thing/with previous adjective's antonym applying to the said cake.

 

I wish to understand KoS.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
You understand KoS (whatever it was).

I wish you also understand kOS.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

Granted. He understands kOS, but nothing else.

I wish the Kerbolar system was real.

[RealKerbal3x]

Granted. It’s real, but the solar system is now in a game.

I wish for a decent pizza.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get a decent pizza.
It has fully decented your wallet, as you have spent your last cent for it.

I wishfor a 2.2 m inflatable space balloon.