KerballingSmasher Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Granted. It's crazy buggy and nothing works. i wish that Squad would finish that console expansion already so @The_Cat_In_Space can stop freaking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Granted. It's an expansion dedicated to kittens. Kerbal Space Program is renamed hence to Kerbal Kitten Program. I wish for some self-esteem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 4 hours ago, SpaceplaneAddict said: Granted. It's an expansion dedicated to kittens. Kerbal Space Program is renamed hence to Kerbal Kitten Program. Yessss!! You receive some self-esteem but it soon quickly vanishes. I wish Kerbal Kitten Program actually did exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) Granted. A kitten lies down on your keyboard, and all your progress and bases are lost. I wish for expandable rubber HDD. Edited April 3, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Granted. However, you still got the disadvantages of a typical HDD. I wish the actual image of Sagittarius A* looks even more amazing and scarier than Messier 87's black hole image without photoshopping, just natural photo. Seriously, Event Horizon Telescope's observations didn't give me chills. Event Horizon Telescope's Observations : What I want for Sagittarius A* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Granted. It is genuinely terrifying, leading any who view the image to go insane and potentially take their lives. You become responsible for the genocide of the human race. I wish i no longer existed, and that those around me forget who i ever was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 You attempt suicide by holding shotgun to chin, but you survive and need a face transplant. (This actually happened, you can read it here https://www.foxnews.com/health/face-transplant-recipient-shows-remarkable-progress-11-months-after-surgery [oh yeah, the image of the before may disturb you, just a warning) I wish for some meat-filler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Granted, it's finely shredded lead. Your meat inexplicably tastes great, right up to your last breath. I wish for die please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Suicide is the most selfish thing in the world. you get a cupcake. I want a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Granted. But I take it and crumble it to dust in front of you for not granting my wish. i wish for a communist utopia in which everyone's needs are fulfilled and all is good in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barzon Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Granted. Because everyone is dead, we have no needs, and thus our needs are fufilled. I wish for Beresheet to land successfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triop Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Beresheet crashed, now get me a coke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barzon Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Granted. You are arrested for possession of ilicit substances. I wish for multiplayer to be stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 You find out you are playing Beseige. I wish for 1.7.1 (we all know it's gonna happen) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Here's your 0.17.1 I wish for my alien friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Granted. They exactly what Hollywood thought of, probing-your-body wise, and you are their first victim. I wish for happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Already granted, as the 2nd season of Happy! is going on. I wish Eeloo had methane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanburg2006 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Granted, but then it all explodes in your face. I wish for 20/20 vision without glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Granted. You can see 20/20. Spoiler I wish Mark Watney had sunchoke instead of potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Granted, Mark Watney caught a rare disease on Mars that caused him to choke when exposed to sunlight. I wish for the knowledge of a wish without negative consequences in the event I find a genie in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Granted. You quickly become tired and listless of wishes that work. I wish I could play Portal 2 for the first time again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 (edited) Granted, but the latest update release is so buggyband laggy. I wish my laptop can run Cities Skylines. Edited April 16, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Granted. But just this morning they've released a DLC which is twice larger than free space on your HDD. I want one more HDD. Spoiler I do this always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Here's your XDD, you're laughing in Pain... I want some Dio Memes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 (edited) Granted, you have so many Dio Memes, your hard drive is full, and you can't use your computer anymore. I wish I had more time Edited April 19, 2019 by Q-ver KSP wrong response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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