TheZenGuy Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 On 12/28/2019 at 11:01 AM, The Doodling Astronaut said: I wish for an empire that spans the continents of North America, Europe, and Australia that which then becomes UN recognized. And is respected from forien countries and won't start going to war on us and also is also healthy with food and is wealthy with the citizens satisfied with the empire and lasts for as long as I live. Granted. About 3 days after this empire is formed, you are fatally struck by a car and the empire enters a massive global war that ends with, at best, the desolation of those mentioned regions. I wish for a slightly better gaming computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arco123 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 1 hour ago, TheZenGuy said: I wish for a slightly better gaming computer. Granted, but the computer crashes every 3 minutes and you can only play KSP and nothing else. I wish for a new GPU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb-head-mug kerman Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Arco123 said: Granted, but the computer crashes every 3 minutes and you can only play KSP and nothing else. I wish for a new GPU. Granted. Except the moment you start playing KSP it starts smoking and your whole computer is burnt and unusable. I wish to have a dragon. Edited December 31, 2019 by Jeb-head-mug kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Granted. You catch a fly and make it angry. Now you have your personal dragon-fly. I wish there were wyvernflies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBitMore Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 15 hours ago, kerbiloid said: I wish there were wyvernflies. Your house is now infested by a new species of bug closely related to the dragonfly. You can't eat your food without multiple wyvernflies landing on it. You can't sleep in your bed, because it's covered in wyvernflies. I wish to see an image of an amazing spaceplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Granted. But it's so amazing that you fall unconcscious every time watching it, due to sensoric overload. I wish 2020 is better than 1010. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBitMore Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 14 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. But it's so amazing that you fall unconcscious every time watching it, due to sensoric overload. I wish 2020 is better than 1010. It is, in terms of technological advancement. Everything else about it is horrible. I wish that all future wishes weren't corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZenGuy Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 20 minutes ago, LittleBitMore said: It is, in terms of technological advancement. Everything else about it is horrible. I wish that all future wishes weren't corrupted. Granted. But there's now a global limit of 3 for everyone and it doesn't get reset for another millennia or so. I wish for my own Metal Gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBitMore Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, TheZenGuy said: Granted. But there's now a global limit of 3 for everyone and it doesn't get reset for another millennia or so. I wish for my own Metal Gear. You get your own Metal gear, because your wish is, as of 2 hours ago, uncorruptable. however, you have 2 wishes left. I wish the wishes got corrupted again. Edited January 1, 2020 by LittleBitMore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZenGuy Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 1 hour ago, LittleBitMore said: You get your own Metal gear, because your wish is, as of 2 hours ago, uncorruptable. however, you have 2 wishes left. I wish the wishes got corrupted again. Granted, now the wish limit is removed, everything is corruptible, but for some inexplicable reason you still have the wish limit. I wish for another Metal Gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arco123 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 You get another one but you click on the accept EULA. The game starts and you play. It crashes. Your computer restarts... WannaCry appears. @#@!#$! I wish for KSP 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Granted. You've bought another copy of KSP and name it KSP 2. I don't wish for metal gear as I don't have a carriage to repair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Granted, you get a not-a-metal-gear, which looks and works exactly like a metal gear. I wish for a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arco123 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Space Nerd said: I wish for a day off. The heavens wash away... Gold and white shower you in light while and old hand grabs your collar. The edge of the portal slowly getting smaller until it is a pinhole. Everything pulls toward the black pinhole and the man or thing lets go becoming one with the pinhole. Everything turns black as the pinhole devourers the universe. After a while a countdown appears... You are folating in space without any stars or anything to interrupt you. The countdown is a clock counting down from 1 day. I wish for a wish that wishes for one more wish with a dream to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZenGuy Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Arco123 said: The heavens wash away... Gold and white shower you in light while and old hand grabs your collar. The edge of the portal slowly getting smaller until it is a pinhole. Everything pulls toward the black pinhole and the man or thing lets go becoming one with the pinhole. Everything turns black as the pinhole devourers the universe. After a while a countdown appears... You are folating in space without any stars or anything to interrupt you. The countdown is a clock counting down from 1 day. I wish for a wish that wishes for one more wish with a dream to wish. Granted. Unfortunately, the computer of the universe hadn't been upgraded to meet the system specs and thus bricks. I wish for existentialism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Granted. You need to pay before existing. I wish my Dacia replica isn't top-heavy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arco123 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Granted. But it's too heavy to do anything. I wish for a lot of root beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Granted. You water the bush next to your house with beer, so its roots get wet of it. I wish a bear could bear a bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Granted, because a bear can bear a bear, then that bear eats you. I wish that no one can corrupt my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Granted. Nobody gives a bribe to your wish, so it stays uncorrupted, honest, and poor. I wish to know why "so me where" is an answer rather than a question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satellitefanatic Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 The phrase is grammatically incoherent I wish kerbals were real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Granted. So is the Kraken. I wish for time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satellitefanatic Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Time is reverted to when the universe was subatomic plasma There is now plenty of time I wish waifus were real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Granted. Still 2d. I wish Kerbals were integer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. Still 2d. I wish Kerbals were integer. granted. all kerbals will now be whole numbers in 1.9 I wish for a kerbal 3d model Edited February 11, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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