Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Aphox]

Granted, but your profile is massacred in 2014.

I wish I was on fire.

Edited May 29, 2013 by Aphox

[Mikideez]

granted but your in a pool

i wish for anything

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you get nothing.

I wish that all of the volcanoes on Earth were plugged up so they can never horribly erupt again.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but the pressure in the Earth's mantle is still continuing to rise, having no vent in any place on the earth to release them since all volcanoes are plugged. One day the whole crust of the Earth explodes in an explosion with an intensity that no one ever imagined due to the pressure that built up after twenty years, killing a majority of life on the earth (possibly including you) and you are to blame by the whole world because of your "awesome" idea.

I wish for coolness.

[chobit-389]

Granted, you receive a pair of sunglasses

I wish the mods and admins of this server weren't so overzealous about their job

[sal_vager]

Granted, but it happens after you get banned.

I wish the navball would stay in the "up" position where I left it instead of resetting in the map screen

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now all the navball shows is a yellow smiley face.

I wish that I had a AIR-2 Genie.

[last_user]

Granted, but it has no explosives...er...nukes in it.

I wish for nothing.

[LeonG17]

Granted, the universe becomes nothing and it ceases to exist along with us.

I wish to stay on the computer for eternity and be able to upgrade it.

[last_user]

Granted, you never eat or sleep and die in the first week.

I wish that MacBooks were better for gaming.

[LeonG17]

Granted, they are only good for games apple makes and doesn't work for the rest.

I wish for a Lancaster bomber.

[last_user]

Granted, it is a 1 mm model.

I wish to own Wikipedia.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but you start to charge people for its use and so the entire internet population declares a vendetta on you.

I wish for a Tsar Bomba but no-one else knows.

[last_user]

Granted, but you manage to lock yourself out of it.

I wish to have a copy of all of Valve's games.

[Rage097]

Granted. they're pirated copies that no longer work.

I wish to be able to control chobit like a pet via tolberones

[last_user]

Granted, but the tolberones don't work.

I wish people wouldn't necro threads.

[Rage097]

Granted, but the tolberones don't work.

I wish people wouldn't necro threads.

Blasphemy! Everyone knows that chobit is obsessed completely with tolberones!

[LeonG17]

Granted, the definition of thread not to necro is one that hasn't been posted in in the last second and so no one posts anymore.

I wish to be able to control chobit via Toblerones and for her to never find out that I wished for this.

Edited May 29, 2013 by LeonG17

[last_user]

Um...you need to corrupt my wish...

I wish people would always corrupt wishes.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but your control breaks when the Toblerones melt.

I wish that I had a AIM-26 Falcon.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but it has no fuel and is 1 nanometre long.

I wish for heat-proof Toblerones to control chobit with.

[Rage097]

Granted. chobit has read this thread and is com-[EXTERMINATE]

I wish I wasn't under Chobit and trekkettes control.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you are under my control.

I wish for Rage097 to be under my control with a Toblerone vending machine installed in him.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but your control over him is short lived after he is ripped apart by the Toblerone vending machine that inexplicably gets inside him.

I wish that I had heat vision.

Edited May 29, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Rage097]

Granted. you can see where heat is being generated from, like that stove! what? that's what you wanted right?

I wish for people to stop exploiting my cyborg powers.