adsii1970 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Your wish is granted. It is packed in a convenient solid bullet proof glass cube to prevent it from spoiling. While the potato is only ten centimeters in length and 8.89 centimeters at it's widest area, tucked in the center of a one meter cube of bullet proof glass. I wish the sun had a dimmer switch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 It is an on/off toggle. When you turn it off, the world freezes. I wish for internet to be faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 You buy a plane ticket and take a smartphone. Why do they call it "internet"? It's just a single wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) Granted. It is so fast that everything happens and then is gone again before you have a chance to read it. I wish for engaging stories. NINJA'D Edited August 10, 2021 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 I wish to unninja the previous poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Granted. You get some poster glue remover to take down the ninja poster. I still wish for engaging stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. You get to hear the audiobook of How I Met Your Mother Season 9, Episode 8 on repeat. I wish to have a fresh, non-infested, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, tasty normal-sized Russet-variety potato that I can eat without dying or having other health problems, needing to travel, remove from packaging, or having to throw out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. You get a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on your phone so you can control it, all of this delivered safely to you on Earth within a week or 2, without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without you having any medical issues or conditions, without your house being destroyed, without the excavator or your phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant your wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and you will be happy once you get it, even without other Lego mining equipment, and for your phone to remain non-stolen, non-damaged, and non-otherwise something bad happening to it. I wish for something uncomplicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 You get it. I wish to not wish for anything, I am contented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. By not wishing a rip in the space-time continuum develops around Sagittarius A*. This causes all matter in that ultra massive black hole to depolarize into a previously unknown state which results in a "miniaturized big bang" resulting in the instantaneous transmutation of all matter outside the event that is still inside the Milky Way galaxy. This transmutation leaves every atom in the galaxy as superheated plasma that travels the speed of light in all directions from said event. I wish to have Earth back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted, but now that you own earth a resistance forms and topples your tyranny as the leader of earth. I wish for some actual photos of the new Canadian moon rover, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Here: I wish for a vegamite sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. Spoiler I wish you will find the only well in the 500 km wide desert around you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. But it is going to take a long time to eat all this desert first. I wish you could slip and slide safely down Everest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. But it's the launch from killamanjaro that will get you. I wish for a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted, it's only toppings are pineapple and radishes. I wish for free time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. Time is always free. There is not cost for time. I wish for cranes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. You get a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on your phone so you can control it, all of this delivered safely to you on Earth within a week or 2, without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without you having any medical issues or conditions, without your house being destroyed, without the excavator or your phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant your wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and you will be happy once you get it, even without other Lego mining equipment, and for your phone to remain non-stolen, non-damaged, and non-otherwise something bad happening to it. I wish to have a fresh, non-infested, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, tasty normal-sized Russet-variety potato that I can eat without dying or having other health problems, needing to travel, remove from packaging, or having to throw out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. Sadly no-one knows what a russet potato is, so you get a regular potato. I wish for something. (I'm not sure what to wish for) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. Dman gets his perfect russet potato, HyperDraco gets all the free time he needs while still making money, and ColdJ gets a nice, safe ride.to the bottom of Everest. Meanwhile you get a rotten regular potato, a pineapple and radish pizza, a lego crane that somehow always looses it pieces for you to step on, and a nice hot sandy desert to eat. I wish for a faster computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. Your computer gets faster. You can no longer chase it down when it runs away, so you no longer have a computer. I wish for USB A and C to recognize each other so there is only 1 USB standard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. They recognize each other and become fast friends. There is only 1 USB standard for about one minute until USB C notices that hot little number Miss FireWire IEEE 1394 on an older sytem. Chaos ensues as C and A fight and resolve to never speak to each other again. Such is love. I wish for better fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. A 10metre by 10metre by 5cm hand fan is delivered to your door. I wish I could create something wonderous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. Now everyone looks at that, wonders. and asks you: "What the (thing) is that?!" I wish for giant mushrooms living in vacuum and eating the lunar regolith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 That's too cool a wish to have corrupted, so I'm going to grant it with one small modification. The mushrooms glow. I wish for that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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