Venusian Explorer Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted, you suddenly read many books faster than an Advanced Philosopher, and as you read these way too fast, your eyes become a Tsar Bomb each eye, Boom. I wish the Power of the QZECTBUMI.P/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 (edited) NINJA'D But yeah, your wish is granted. You became a complete stranger upon knowing this power. I wish for @AtomicTechto kerbal-ly celebrate (probably) hitting 1000 rep. Edited January 10, 2022 by Kerbal Productions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted. You will have to wait and see what he does. I wish for you to subcribe to Technoblade. Goodnight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted: @Kerbal Productions starts futuristic ice skating. I wish to fly on a zeppelin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 41 minutes ago, ColdJ said: @Kerbal Productions starts futuristic ice skating. did you get ninja'd or something?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 1 hour ago, ColdJ said: I wish to fly on a zeppelin. Granted, But if you had the ticket, you could do it inside, I wish 2x2 was 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted, 4x4 is 17 and all the Math is now... messed up I wish that ColdJ hopefully wasn't ninja'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 20 minutes ago, Kerbal Productions said: Granted, 4x4 is 17 and all the Math is now... messed up I wish that ColdJ hopefully wasn't ninja'd Granted: I wasn't ninja'd. Admiral fluffy's wish was for you to subscribe to Technoblade, so I granted their wish. I wish to fly in a zeppelin in a passenger cabin in a nice comfy chair that lets me see out of very safe panoramic windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted. It's Hindenburg. I wish you enjoy its board piano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted: The piano is board certified. I wish to break out from the funk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted. You start using Telefunken instead of other electronic devices, and now can listen funk only as a Morse code. Spoiler I wish I had time to adapt my old toy telegraph key as a secondary mouse to type in Morse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted but you now have too much time i wish for a spacecraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted, here, enjoy you Kosmos 1408. I wish a Catterpillar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted, it’s cat that is being used as a pillar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 No wish was granted, come back in 2 hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Granted, I’m back BE AFRAID i wish for more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 granted but all of those wishes can only be used to get food coupons i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Will be granted next year. At least it'll be granted! I wish to help myself since they (singular) looks like an angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 When you are already seeing the angels, no help is needed anymore, But you have a rare chance to look at yourself from aside. I wish to know the molecular mass of protomolecule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Granted, you forgot it in a span of a minute. I wish to make out with someone sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Granted: You get a full length mirror. I wish for a wishing well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 (edited) @ColdJthat's cold, so you get a wishing well which curses you for whatever wish you make. Spoiler I just wanted to make out with someone, not something I wish for anyone to give someone a candy for no apparent reason. Edited January 11, 2022 by Kerbal Productions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Kerbal Productions said: @ColdJthat's cold, so you get a wishing well which curses you for whatever wish you make. Sorry but every other posssibility for a corrupted wish seemed meaner. Granted: But they are immediately arrested, because strangers giving kids candy is considered suspect. I wish for a corrupted version of @Kerbal Productions earlier wish that doesn't seem even meaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Sorry but every other posssibility for a corrupted wish seemed meaner. Nah it's fine lol, don't take things seriously, it was just on my mind lol, and your wish isn't granted because I barely can get it. I wish to get what you just said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 You get what ColdJ said, but you find yourself unable to explain it in a way that lets other people get it. One after the other, people waste their wishes wishing to understand you until you are surrounded by a cult of your own creation and consumed by guilt. I wish for KSP2 to include rotors in the base game so I can make propellers, foldable payloads, and big landing legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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